[VERONICA] What three-way? Nothing happened! [HEATHER DUKE] I remember differently. I seem to remember there was a- [KURT & RAM] Big cow fight in her barn! [PREPPY STUD] And she allowed it? [KURT & RAM] Big cow fight in her barn... [HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA] That sure sounds rowdy! [KURT] And then we both went south [RAM] And planted our flags [KURT] My big horns [KURT & RAM] Bent her over like origami! [ALL] Woah, Woah, Woah Wooooaaaahh! [KURT & RAM] Everybody was [ALL] Cow fighting in her barn [KURT, RAM, HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA] Yes we're convinced it [ALL] Went down right in her barn [HEATHER MCNAMARA] I hope she stopped it! [KURT & RAM] She mooed and mooed and mooed [ALL] Like we were farmers [KURT] She at us [RAM] Like an annoying poo [KURT & RAM] She mooed more than she could manage... [ALL] Woah, woah... [HEATHER DUKE] She'll do the same at you! [ALL] She mooed at not one cow but two She mooed and mooed and mooed [HEATHER DUKE] Veronica mooed at two! [ALL] She mooed at not one cow but two She's like some freak in a barn [HEATHER DUKE] If her mother only knew she mooed at two! [ALL] And every word is true Veronica mooed at two! [HEATHER DUKE] Yeaaaahhhhh!
