Ankha: I can't believe it! All this time I thought he had cheated on me and he just lost his contacts! Raymond: Great! Now what do we do? Rascal: Anything we want. *Gets down on one knee and pulls a little box out of his pocket* Raymond: Oh my god! Ankha: I knew this would happen sooner or later. Rascal: Raymond, I knew I loved you from the moment I laid eyes on you. And after over two years with you, I finally know you're the one. *Opens the box, revealing a ring* Will you marry me? Raymond: YES! (Rouxls Kaard walks in) Rouxls: Oh mine god! They're finally getting marriedeth! Rascal: *Turns to Rouxls and pulls out another little box* Rouxls, as my best friend, I want you to come to our wedding with your contact lenses. *Opens the box to reveal Rouxls' missing contact lense* I believe you dropped this. Rouxls: YES! Rascal: *Turns to Ankha and pulls out yet another little box* And Ankha, you drive me crazy and I hate your guts. *Opens the box. It has a breath mint inside* Your breath smells horrible. Ankha: Hey!
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