There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star his parents were killed by voldemort who gave him a lightning scar yo harry youre a wizard harry goes to hogwarts and meets Ron and Hermonine and mcgonicall requires he play for grifffindor draco is a daddys boy quirrel becomes unemployed the socresrs stone is destroyed by dumbledore ron breaks his wand now ginnys gone and harrys in mortal danger tom riddle hides a snake inside his ginormous secret chamber harry blows up aunt marge the dementors come and take charge lupin is a wolf the rats a man and now the prisoner is at large they use time travel so they can save the prison of azkeban who also happens to be harrys godfather i dont really get it either harry gets put in the triwizard tournament with dragons and mermaids oh no edward cullen gets slain he back harry harry its getting scray dumbledore is gone and your revolutionary harry dumbledore dumbledore why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him he is forced to leave the school umbridge arrives dracos a tool kids break in to the minsrty suiruis black is as dead as can be oh split your soul seven parts of a whole there are horcruxes its dumbledores end there once sa a boy named JONH CENA!
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