A Slideshow of my exes. 1. Tom A stuffed sloth that I dated while watching Hamilton with my friends, I went upstairs to get popcorn, and I found Tom with his arm around stitch. We broke up after that. 2. Bar Of Soap Okay, this isn’t his actual name lmao But I dated him for 4ish months in sixth grade and we broke up in February 3. Rocky So basically I had a birthday at main event and I got rocky from this giant claw machine, and during the sleepover, everyone was dating a stuffed animal, we broke up because I got bored. (Listen my 10 year old mind was a little wonky ok?) 4. A tissue box I proposed to it for like a charades thing while me Rae and lav were hanging out in a building before youth group. Wait… I actually don’t ever remember breaking of the engagement… 5. A viola case One day on the bus, Rae handed me Lav’s viola case. “Be nice to your husband” “…okay?” Actually just filed a divorce with it…
