Chuuya was out on a mission –one that was taking forever– and although he would never admit it 15 year old Dazai missed him. Said mission was supposedly 'not notable enough that Chuuya would need his partner" but it had been two months and Chuuya wouldn't answer his phone. It was getting lonely as Dazai was being depraved of his only source of entertainment, and that was Chuuya. Dazai was getting more and more depressed and the daily repetition of missions and returning to his shipping container just made the days and nights without his dog seem longer. Currently Dazai was sitting in his shipping container trying to call Chuuya. But the d@mn chibi wouldn't pick up the phone. 'Why won't he pick up?' Dazai grumbled for perhaps the millionth time. 'That chibi is worrying me! That d@mn slug!' Dazai shut his phone. He had given up on calling him. Now he was really panicking. 'Not like I care,' he said in a voice that betrayed that he obviously did. 'Where could that dog of mine be?' he said calmer now, remembering how Chuuya liked dogs. 'That's it,' he exclaimed, 'I'll replace Chuuya with an actual dog!' Dazai could already think of a breed that shared some of Chuuya's main attributes. The attributes in question being irritable, annoying, and short. Dazai would get it tomorrow, he was going to adopt a chihuahua!
I might go back in and edit this later. This is just for fun. Tell me what you think. If you scrolled down here good job, you wasted time! Still here? Interesting. *strokes chin like Dazai does* If you're still here comment "chicken nuggets" cuz I like to be random lol
