I'm the first person to beat ice water with an orbital cannon and the first to beat snow with an electrical fire and the first to beat immense heat with a really cold tsunami and the first to beat a really cold tsunami with high ground and the first to beat being in the middle of a tectonic plate with a heat wave and the first to beat that with a cold pool and the first to beat getting a job with social security paychecks and the first to beat that with not being retired and the first to beat that with retiring and the first to beat that with being under the minimum retirement age and the first to beat that with aging and the first to beat having fun with ‘it being a Sunday night’ and the first to beat that with having graduated college and the first to beat that with not having the money for tuition and the first to beat that with getting a scholarship and that with not going to college and that with getting a neuralink and downloading all of wikipedia and that with the neuralink in your head explodes and that with not getting a neuralink in the first place and that with the movie Idiocracy comes into fruition and that with educating everyone for generations to come and that with nobody pays attention and that with forcing everyone to pay attention and that with sleeping with your eyes open and that with dry eye and that with eyedrops and that with you run out of eyedrops and that with orbital canon and that with another orbital canon destroying the first orbital canon and that with not creating the canons at all and that with time travel and that with the science is too advanced and that with learning the science and that with a supernova destroys the earth
the entire list of this run a supernova destroys the earth ? learn the science ? the science is too advanced ? time travel ? not creating the canons at all ? another orbital canon destroying the first orbital canon ? orbital canon ? you run out of eyedrops ? eyedrops ? dry eye ? sleeping with your eyes open ? force everyone to pay attention ? nobody pays attention ? educating everyone for generations to come ? the movie Idiocracy comes into fruition ? not getting a neuralink in the first place ? the neuralink in your head explodes ? getting a neuralink and downloading all of wikipedia ? not going to college ? getting a scholarship ? not having the money for tuition ? having graduated college ? its a Sunday night ? having fun ? aging ? being under the minimum retirement age ? retiring ? not being retired ? social security paychecks ? getting a job ? being broke ? a time machine ? time ? lava rain ? steel umbrella ? acid rain ? umbrella ? rain storms ? evaporation ? a cold pool ? heat wave ? being in the middle of a tectonic plate ? earthquake ? high ground ? a really cold tsunami ? immense heat ? sand ? electrical fire ? snow ? clear sky ? rain ? fire ? ice water ? heat ? water ? paper ? rock
