━━━━━━━━━━━━▼━━━━━━━━━━━━ arrow keys (up/down, left/right) to navigate. i had to split the entry in two because scratch crashed otherwise. </3 in case you are unfamiliar with playwriting, slashes ("/") indicate the next character begins speaking—the dialogue overlaps. ━━━━━━━━━━━━▲━━━━━━━━━━━━ swc writing comp entry! 2,000 words on the dot. i sincerely apologize. the official title IS "think of us when you play 'teenage dirtbag' except we're just burned out gifted kids" but "alexa, play 'teenage dirtbag'" is much shorter and therefore more efficient. the more you know! i wrote this for my playwriting class not too long ago. in the larger span of things, i see it near the beginning of the first act. it sets up percy, dg, and bisk's dynamics pretty neatly and hints at some underlying tension. still pretty silly, though. if it's giving teen drama on the cw, that's perfect. i love these guys so much, and i hope to write more about them soon!! if you read this far + you read the entry, let me know who your favorite character is (please) :D i LOVE spoiling things but i will keep my mouth shut this time. (unless you ask. in which case i will answer all of your questions because i like to yap!!) ━━━━━━━━━━━━▼━━━━━━━━━━━━ credits playwriting teacher (incentive) + darling irls (table read + biggest dg x bisk shippers out there) + gigi (always) + google drawings ━━━━━━━━━━━━▲━━━━━━━━━━━━