Welp. Christmas is here. Again. The evil overloaded Mariah Carey has busted free from hell and we all are at the mercy of her wrath Be valiant, my folllowers Don’t let this stupid Christmas cheer effect you I have this great plan We could steal Christmas I know the grinch did it But he had a great mindset He was amazing And then he SOFTENED UP. >:( Well I WONT SOFTEN UP. IM GOING TO FIGHT MARIAH CAREY T O N I G H T WE RIDE AT DAWN Anyyyyway. I’ve never seen the appeal of Christmas It’s stupid And nobody gives me any gifts ANYWAY >:( All I get is stinkin coal. I DONT NEED COAL I DONT NEED MINERALS I NEED BATTLE AXES, GOSH DARNIT the other day tho I was sitting by the fire and snuggles fell asleep in my lap That… that was nice. I will admit. BUT IM NOT SOFTENING UP. NO. >:( I AM A UNSTOPPABLE BEING IF TECNOLOGY AND HYPER INTELLIGENCE I WILL NOT LOWER MYSELF TO THE STANDERDS OF- oh my gosh Fanta made cookies for me
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