Once, Asgore was minding his own buisness when a bunch of fireballs started to shoot at his castle. Asgore: Whoever did this will pay! *He pulls out his trident* ???: ROOOOOOOAAAAR! Asgore: Wha-? ???: *Shoots more fireballs* MY NAME IS BOWSER! Asgore: Well, it was nice to meet you.... *Tries to stab Bowser* Bowser: *Dodges and stomps on Asgore* Asgore: *Stabs Bowser's foot* Bowser: YOWOWOWOW! Wait, I'm a big turtle. *Shoots mega fireballs at Asgore* Asgore: *Calls sans* Sans: heya, asgore? Asgore: Can you come over here? Sans: why? Asgore: I need to defeat this big turtle named Bowser! Sans: okay, Asgore! i GOAT your back! Asgore: JUST GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE! Sans: okay, okay! 10 minutes later... Sans: okay, Asgore, what do you need me to do? Asgore: Summon 10 Ghastly Blasters? Sans: GASTER blasters... *snaps his fingers and 10 Gaster Blasters* Gaster Blasters: *Charges* *Fires* BOOOOM! Sans: geeettt dunked o-- Bowser: *Picks up sans and throws him over the wall* Sans: onnnnnnnnnnnn! Asgore: *dies because of bowsers ugliness.* BOWSAH THE DUDE GUY TURDHOLE WINS
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