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Those conspiracy theorists and those supposed "Marine Biologists" are hiding from you the Megalodons. They use the men in black neutralizers on whoever sees the megs. They live in very deep waters like the gulf of America. Rachel Carlson-Famous Marine Biologist (Didn't know who she was. She just looked credible) Top 5 Megalodon (The red Megalodon was integral to my research) Elon Musk (He gave us space rockets to fight off the underwater crabzillas and red megalodons)
