"Merry Christmas, James! Say, what did you wish from Santa?" "A wife, or at least a girlfriend." "... James?" "Yeah?" "You know fully well that even the powers of Santa can't grant you that, right?" "Mhm ;-;" Anyways, I thought I should just get this out now so I don't have to do it later. Happy early holidays, ladies and gents. Just pray I don't stop by your house and steal your presents. All of this was done by me (with a computer mouse, dear God.)
