Welcome to Telbinet--The capital of Fancaria! It has lots of good hotels, but none better than the Telbinet Tower. It's one of the only man-made Wonders of Fancaria, and for a good reason. It's the tallest building in the Scratch Isles, and it's one of the highest rated places in Fancaria, with 4.9 stars on Kelp. It has fancy rooms, an entire waterpark, and most importantly of all: GOOD FOOD. Calendar tried to get some food of his own, but... He failed. Miserably. Now it's up to YOU to get a meal that's as good as Thick of It is bad.
