we found a beetle we named it josh josh was suicidal and tried to throw himself off my hand many times he then fell in some yougurt we took him out dirt got stuck to him he almost died we found a scary scary scary spider that had a butt that looked exactly like a bean it was also really really big we made them fite sumone stepped on the pider we scremed cuz we thought they stepped on josh but he's a surVIVOR he lived he lost 1 leg and broke most others he wuz very dirty we had to go to p.e. so we left we came back l8er bUT HE WASNT DED HE WAS MOVING we washed him he started crawling he crawled onto applesauce we washed him again he fell in love with a blue candy button thing he kept crawling on it we put him in a donut box with it to give them privacy (and a cheesy fry) UPDATE we came bak and the box is gone DD': that is the story of josh the sucidal depressed but also immortal beetle