I’m gonna like Write something One day Nareik was existing. And then Creapagos came. And then Creapagos jumped on his face. And then Nareik fell over. "ACK— WHAT THE HECK CREAPAGOS—" And then Creapagos got off "I made a great salad. Do you want it." Nareik made an annoyed expression. "No, I obviously don’t want your disgusting salad." Creapagos got offended mode, and made one of his front legs EXTREMELY LONG and reached all the way back to his house and grabbed the salad. And then threw it in Nareik’s face. "AGH—" "Yeah. Take that. Stupid onion." And then Creapagos left. Nareik slowly sat back up, and wiped his face off… "…How bad could this REALLY be—" Nareik slowly took a small bite of it, and then immediately spat it back out. "WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE DIPIDOODOO PANCAKES?!" … "Uuugh." Nareik flopped back over and stared at the sky…it was pretty late, really, it was starting to get dark. He kinda wondered what everyone else did all day…he was usually the only one outside. Then again, his STUPID, IDIOT SISTER only let him out when it started to get like extremely slightly dark. Like when it got .5% darker. He still wondered how the heck she noticed that…? He looked around a little bit…all he really saw were trees, but it was hard to tell with how horrible his vision was— …Was that weird purple thing always there? Oh well. He just went back to staring at the sky. When he finally looked back down, he saw a WEIRD CREATURE WITH COMPLETELY BRIGHT PURPLE BLOB FROG LOOKIN’ EYES STARING LIKE TWO INCHES AWAY FROM HIS FACE. Nareik let out a light squeak of surprise, not really sure what the heck it was. And then it said "…Hi." "U-uh…hi?" "…" It just stared at him for a moment before pulling out a giant railgun— "DO YOU LIKE MY SICK AS H[eck] RAILGUN—" "UH—" Nareik moved himself back a little. "I-if you don’t…use it on me—!" It blinked slowly "…Do you want this." It suddenly plopped a weird bright blue blob into Nareik’s hand— He moved his head a bit closer to try to make out what it was, but it seemed to be some kinda slime…? With weird specks on it. That’s probably normal and nothing disgusting at all. "Um…what is this?" It blinked again. "…Uh, I dunno. Spin gave it to me. She called it Solver Slime." "…What?" "I don’t know but I think it’s killing my edge levels and that’s bad." "…What?" "Nevermind" Then another thing that looked like it fell out of the sky, except it had a tail and yellow stuff instead of purple— "UZERP! Where were you??" The one Nareik was talking to looked over to the new one. So it was called…Uzerp. What a stellar name. "I was trying to get rid of the STUPID FRICKIN’ SOLVER SLIME STUFF." "Why didn’t you just…drop it somewhere or something?" The new one tilted its head a bit, before looking to Nareik. "Wait…is that a human—" Nareik blinked nervously, before looking away for a moment, then looking back— "I’m…a weird creature. Yeah. That." The new one stared at him for a moment, before pulling back with a smile "Okay! I’m Serial Designation End! Nice to meet you!" Then all three of them proceeded to awkwardly stare at each other, before End spoke up again. "Weeeell! Nice knowing you, but me and Uzerp better be going, haha…!" Then he grabbed it (her?) and flew away. Nareik just…sat there. What w e r e those. Who knows. Nareik decided to finally get up and do something. He kinda wanted to talk to Orgie…? (Ogerpon) Buuuuut he was also kinda like starving because STUPID CarMINE wouldn’t HECKING FEED HIM FOR ONCE, but oh well. He supposed he could maaaybe get both of those out of the way if he just…wandered around aimlessly for hours. Yes. Great idea. So he wandered around for like half an hour before getting tired and flopping over somewhere. "Uuuugh…" Then The Petro came up to him out of nowhere. "Um hi Nareik?" "Eep—where did you come from—" Petrorunt floated around slightly "I dunno. Air." "…What?" "So yeah. Anyway bye." Nareik reached out slightly. "Wait…" The Petro was already gone. Nareik just sighed sadly. He really was just kinda lonely. And starving. And pretty tired. Maaaybe he should have gone home instead of wandering around for half an hour. And then he realized he had no idea where he is. "Come baaack…" … Nareik suddenly heard a stick or something break, and flicked his head over to look in that direction, hoping it was The Petro. Then he remembered that Petrorunt floats. And that realization did not feel Good. Nareik backed up behind a tree nervously.. … Something suddenly grabbed him from behind— "Jumpscare." Nareik squeaked slightly, not knowing what to do.. He just stayed still for a moment before squirming around, trying to get away.. "…Is that…my Solver Slime—?" Nareik noticed the weird slime Uzerp had given him earlier fell out of his bag that he left open for plot convenience. Was this thing that “Spin” she’d mentioned? "Why do you have… Nevermind. Bite." Its voice was somewhat robotic, weirdly enough, as looking at it, it seemed to be alive? RAN OUT OF SPACE CONTINUE DOWN v
DON’T READ UNTIL YOU’VE READ UP THERE IT’S JUST CONTINUING BECAUSE I RAN OUTTA SPACE AHAH— Also kinda like violence warning nothing crazy (I think I might have low standards I’m really violent ahah— But seriously I don’t think it’s that violent should be fine) Looking closer at its face, maybe its eyes kinda…had chunks of like flesh around them— And— Wait, was it WEARING SOMEONE— That’s…normal. Yeah. WAIT DID IT SAY BITE— It just bit into his arm. And that hurt. "AAAGH—!" "What the heck—?!" Nareik kept trying to get away— Spin did a weird big terrifying smile. "You taste…sweet!" "AAAAUGH I KNOW…!" Nareik tried to bite it back, just to accidentally confirm it was definitely a robot or something. "OW—YOU DON’T—!" "Hahaha…I know." Nareik managed to push it off of himself and run away, but he was sure it’d follow. He looked around for anywhere to hide, eventually running into a small-ish cave and hiding behind a rock that’d hide him well enough. He just panted and tried to catch his breath, but honestly, it wasn’t working very well. Every few seconds he’d look around nervously, you know, getting eaten alive didn’t sound like a great way to die. Neither did getting worn as an outfit. Eventually, he looked behind himself, and THERE IT WAS and then he tried to run again. But he was soooo tired… But he just kept running for…obvious reasons. Eventually, he just couldn’t anymore, and he flopped over like the pathetic and tried to catch his breath again.. And then it came again. "W-wait…don’t…" And then Orgie came out of nowhere and smacked it in the face with Ivy Cudgel because my hands hurt and I’m tired and I don’t wanna write anymore I mean um plot convenience I MEAN because she happened to be there. "…Hi Nareik." "…H-hi…" "By the way, I’m doing this to train, not to help you." Then Spin and Orgie started fighting and Nareik eventually ran away from both of them because he was absolutely TERRIFIED. And then he went home and slept for like five billion years because tired. And yep that’s the end of this bye now I’m gonna sleep for five billion years too
