[x] "I’d like to take you now on wings of song, as it were, and try and help you forget, perhaps, for a while, your drab, wretched lives. Here is a song all about springtime in general, and, in particular, about one of the many delightful pastimes that the coming of spring affords us all." -Tom Lehrer, 1959 [x] Sorry this took forever smh..
