Erm idk js trash posting. things my cat does : - lay just out of reach from me and then demand I pet him - stare at me judgmentally whenever he a) enters a room b) sees me c) 24/7 - becomes a f1 racer at 3 am - meow consistently until someone opens the door for him even tho he doesn’t actually want to come in - refuse to eat food that is more than 20 minutes old - use his litter box unless it smells like sh - not let anyone except for him sit on a specific part of the couch - eat too fast and then throw up on any surface but a surface that’s easy to clean - claim your blanket or pillow and from then on only he is allowed to use it. - does not allow you to go to the bathroom unless he is in there too - pretends to h8 us after we take him to the vet but then remembers he needs food. - sits right in the middle of the corridor + more that I’ll add later…
