“Ma’am, I beg you! Please keep me alive, I’ll do anything!” Cried an innocent farmer in great despair. “Let me live, I can farm for you and provide elegant and delicious foods!” “Ugh, I don’t know why, but I feel like keeping you alive. I’ll tell you what, you’ll stay with me until I have an urge to end your life, and I’ll provide luxurious service for you, I want to see how long it’ll last. So, are we in an agreement or an argument now?” Asked the woman disguised, dressed with a cottage core look. Her name was Gianna. “Thank you! I can call you master, master. My name is Fion Driner, and I remain at your service for life. You must accept this basket of fresh bread I baked 2 days ago!” “Oh, but of course! Mm! Very delicious- uhm I actually just mean, eh it’s not that good. I can’t believe you’re so bad at making bread! You’re really making me laugh with the sheer embarrassment of this bread! Laughed Gianna. “Uhm, yeah, I didn’t put any effort into it. I will strive to better next time…” Fion said as he slowly showed a nervous side of himself. After all, Fion was surprisingly shocked. He hadn’t met anyone who didn’t like his soft, warm bread, which took five weeks to get stale. More than any other in his city. Thy king of the Orc Kingdom, loved his bread! It seriously shocked him everyone within miles loved it. “Master, I’ll strive to do better. But what is wrong with it? Even King Agre enjoyed it greatly!” “Oh, well uhm, I just don’t like that type of bread! Too floury, my list could go on for so long!” Gianna was a bit nervous, she truly enjoyed the bread, but didn’t want him to realize that. As he might use it to take advantage of her strategies, by saying perhaps, ‘If you let me escape, I’ll give you fifty loaves of bread!’ She didn’t want to risk anything. “Ok, I’ll try that new recipe, also, there are criminals after me to steal my food. Everyone just loves my food!” Said Fion, filled with confidence about pleasing his master. “You better make sure I have many bodyguards! If I die not on your behalf, I’ll make sure you get sued. As I actually recorded our conversation. I can also call my little brother, he’ll probably pick the record up later tomorrow. After all, in my luxurious experience, you’ll take me to a telephone booth. Afterward, you’ll take me back and I will get a massage. You better not go broke. Especially, just keep up with my luxurious lifestyle, which I will have from here, to the end of my life. You probably are confused that I actually have an education. Considering, I’m an orc, which are not allowed in school. I just have my ways. By the way, what’s your species?” Asked the curious orc.
The grammar isn’t all the way there, this is still a draft, just want to hear y’all’s opinion. Please let me know about the errors if you see one though! I’m not very good at titles, please tell me if you have an idea.
