This is a recovered log from [ERROR] Neptune Escape Rocket Systems: WARNING: FUEL TANKS LOW. ABLE TO REACH CALLOSIE, CHANGE COURSE TO CALLOSIE? Dean: What. Dean: I mean, I guess I have to, we will die out in space if we don't go there, also Kelly wanted to go there anyway. Dean: I love how they are sleeping, both of them are so cute. Dean: Welp, I gotta do this now or never. *Changes course to Callosie* Dean: Here we go, I hope they will understand once they wake up. Dean: I know Kelly will like this, maybe even she will forget all of the times we've been bad to each other. Dean: It probably won't, but I know Kelly will be mad and happy. But I don't know about Ryley Robinson. [A few hours later] Kelly and Ryley Robinson: *Wakes up* Kelly: Are we there yet? Dean: I got news.. Dean: The Neptune's fuel tanks got low and we are going to that rocky planet with the name of Callosie. Dean: We aren't there yet, but in about ten minutes we should land. Kelly: WHY DID YO- wait, that is the planet I like... Kelly: I don't know to be mad at you or to hate you even more, Dean. Ryley Robinson: What the heck is going on!? Kelly: It's fine, we are just gonna land on Callosie. Ryley Robinson: But, how will we get off? Kelly: That is a good point.. I don't know. Kelly: Well Dean, Mr. work guy. Why don't you figure out something for once in a thousand years? Dean: Maybe you Ryley Robinson, maybe you could use that multitool of yours to make a base there and build a rocket. We will help. Ryley Robinson: Ok [Ten minutes later] Dean: We have landed! Kelly: LET'S GOOOOOOOOO Ryley Robinson: ... Dean: I think you should get a space suit, unlike us, you can die. Ryley Robinson: Wait, you two can't die? Kelly: Yeah, we're Demi-gods. Ryley Robinson: wow Dean: Let's head out, and Ryley Robinson, prepare your multitool, we have work to do. END OF LOG
Credits: Subnautica
