So- This is what you get from a special interest!! ☾ — — — — — — ˗ˋ ★♱★ ˊ˗ — — — — — — ☽ Most of the Tally Hall songs should be there, along with 100+ screenshots of their show, and more. Click to navigate pictures. ☾ — — — — — — ˗ˋ ★♱★ ˊ˗ — — — — — — ☽ Some Quotes: Rob: "I would wish for more wishes" Ross: "I wish for-" Zubin: "I wish to be the best basketball player." Andrew: "Can I change my wish? I wish to be a better basketball player than you." Ross: "I'll take Andrew's old one now." *Plays a ragtime theme on piano as Andrew beats Zubin at basketball* Rob: "For my first wish, I want a billion dollars" *CACHING* "Good wish! WOAH!!!" Ross: "I'd like to become a chair." "Hey Ross, when you become a father, will you favor one child over the other?" Andrew: "Do you ever wonder about things?" Everyone else: "No." "You know practice makes perfect! But did you also know that practice is a cause for ACID RAIN. BUT! it can be chemically treated and cured to make JAMBALAYA!" Ross: "Do I get a dying wish?" Joe: *Lowers bow* Andrew: "Well- no?" Ross: "Well, my dying wish is for you NOT to kill me." Rob: "Wait- but that only works if you're-" *Credits roll* Andrew: "Bazinga." Andrew: "Pilates? Really, I mean yoga is one thing but Pilates? Really, I mean yoga is one thing but Pilates? Really, I mean yoga is one thing but Pilates? Really, I mean yoga is one thing but Pilates? Really, I mean yoga is one thing but Pilates? Really, I mean yoga is one thing but Pilates? Really, I mean yoga is one thing but-" "Everyone knows that humans evolved from primates. What you don’t know is that primates evolved from Na-" Zubin: "You... could say he's just a- AGHJKLCJKHJKDHBA" The band: *Starts singing Good Day* Random baby: *Starts crying* Andrew: "Do you... uh- you know what's worse? Thinking your fly is undone the entire show but you don't know if the audience knows so you just continue like nothing happened-" Rob: Wait- but why would you keep it down if you know it's down?" Andrew: "To not draw attention to it, because that's what Joe had done once-" Joe: *Turns redder than his tie* Zubin: "Someone lost his power so this is a sad song" Rob and Zubin: "oooooo" Tally Hall except Andrew: *Jamming out* Joe: "Teen Girl Squad!" Joe: "Alright, tough guy." *Slams the door on Rob's fingers* Rob: "SFHJKGAHKDJGFHJA" Zubin: "JOE KILLED ME! WATCH HIS EVERY MOVE!" Joe: *Screeches of the damned* Joe: "JOE HAWLEY! JOE HAWLEY! JOE HAWLEY! JOE HAWLEY! JOE HAWLEY!" x ♾️ Rob: "IM A BI**H" Zubin: "I see that my beard is bigger than yours." Andrew: "Well, that's bc I've been shaving it and-" Zubin: "How romantic!~~~~" Andrew: "What else do you have in your refrigerator?" Zubin: *Silence* Andrew: "It's an important question." Zubin: "Let's move on." Andrew: "Can you sing us a lullaby?" Zubin: "I have this little thing..." "(Go to bed)" "Two girls I like a lot... I think they're really... h-hot..." Andrew: "Yaayyy" Zubin: "I'M NOT DONE >:(" Zubin: "So, who are you, Rob?" Rob: "I'm SuPeRmAn!!!1!" *Starts punching Joe* Zubin: "Th-Those are Hulk fists-" Rob: "I'M SUPER DUDE!!!!" Ross: "Against child slavery." Rob: "Against child... uhm-" Ross: "Against child." Rob: "Yes, against all children." Rob and Ross: "Pro adult." Andrew: "What about the uh- the Zubin bus shirt?" Zubin: "Ohh yea, it has a little hole where a moth ate it, my wife wears it more often than me, but it's still relatively accurate. She does drive the Zubin bus." Andrew: "Oh! Haha! I thought you said your wife ate the shirt-" Zubin: "She is in the process of eating it." Andrew: Joe: "Can you... put it on french fries?" Zubin: "But I'm dead." Rob: "MY LEGO CASTLEEEEEEE ☹️" Ross: "I don't even know who's peanut butter it was, I was hungry, and there was peanut butter." Rob: "HE SLAMMED MY F*NGERS IN THE D**R!!!" Bora: "Did he?" Rob: "Y*S!!!" Joe: "I'll make a meat salsa on your face!" Joe: "It's party time, everybody, it's party time-" Andrew: *Is totally done with Joe's BS* Joe: "We're in a uh- we're in a car." Joe: "Is this a video?" Joe, from across the restaurant: "Are you videotaping?" Rob: "Hello, it's like- 7 am, and we're about to prepare our instruments for the uh- the performance-" Joe: *SCREECHES OF THE DAMNED* Joe: "Elephants are /Clean/ things, they don't like eating stuff that's been covered in SLOP... unlike PiGs... NoThIn' WrOnG wItH pIgS tHoUgH..." Joe: *Awkward chewing noises* Rob: "Uhhh-" Joe: *BUZZER NOISES* Rob: "GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY! Welcome to uh- Lemme start over-" Joe: *BUZZER NOISES* Rob: "Hi, welcome to kjhfjkdshj" *Falls out of chair* *Silence* Joe: *BUZZER NOISES* Andrew: *Walks in with a mug in his mouth* Joe: "Respect the camomile." Andrew: *Smacks Joe* Joe: *BIRD NOISES* Joe: "I think that bacon should be illegal." Joe: "He Is So GaY!1!"
Quotes cont.: Zubin: *Heavenly pipes, beautiful vocals, 10/10* Joe: *Wicked witch ahhh laugh* Rob: "O-Only a sissy should have a purple gameboy." Joe: "This is your gameboy-" Joe: "Just simply hold the kazoo and hum." *Spits out Kazoo over cliff*