Title: "Operation Merry Mayhem" FADE IN: EXT. KEVIN McCALLISTER'S HOUSE - NIGHT It's a cold winter night in Chicago. Snow gently falls on KEVIN McCALLISTER'S beautifully lit house. CUT TO: INT. BATCAVE - NIGHT BATMAN (Bruce Wayne), stoic and serious, is working on his computer with his trusty sidekick, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, and WEEZER HORSE, who is now wearing an even cooler Christmas sweater. BATMAN (intently focused) There’s been chatter about a break-in at Kevin McCallister’s house. We have to get there fast. SPONGEBOB (bouncing with excitement) Oh boy! I love surprises, especially during Christmas! WEEZER HORSE (nodding) And I've got just the tune to get us in the mood! (starts humming “Holiday” by Weezer) BATMAN (rolling his eyes) Guys, focus. We need to stop Harry and Marv. SpongeBob grabs a walkie-talkie off the table. SPONGEBOB Operation Merry Mayhem is a go! Let’s get to Kevin’s house! CUT TO: EXT. KEVIN McCALLISTER'S HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER They arrive in the Batmobile, a sleek, high-tech vehicle. Batman, SpongeBob, and Weezer Horse step out. WEEZER HORSE (adjusts headphones) I’ll keep an eye out while you two sneak in. They creep toward the house just as they see HARRY and MARV attempting to pick the lock, armed with a toolbox. HARRY (grinning) Alright, Marv. Just a little more, and we’ll be rich! MARV (nervously glancing around) I don’t like this, Harry. That kid is always causing trouble! BATMAN (whispering) They don’t know what they’re up against. SPONGEBOB (giggling) Let’s have some fun! Suddenly, SpongeBob pulls out a bottle of bubbles. He sprays it towards Harry and Marv. SPONGEBOB BUBBLE BLAST! The bubbles envelop HARRY and MARV, causing them to slip and fall dramatically. MARV (slipping) Whoa! HARRY (flailing) Not the bubbles! BATMAN stealthily approaches the front door while Weezer Horse strolls around the side. WEEZER HORSE (singing) “Bubbles float and villains fall…” CUT TO: INT. KEVIN McCALLISTER'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS BATMAN bursts through the door just as Kevin enters from the kitchen, holding a plate of cookies. KEVIN Whoa! Batman? And… a talking horse?! BATMAN (gruffly) We’re here to help. Are you alright, Kevin? KEVIN Yeah! But I was about to set some traps for those guys! BATMAN Good thinking. Let’s do this together. CUT TO: EXT. KEVIN McCALLISTER’S HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER HARRY and MARV struggle to get up from the slippery bubbles, only to find themselves caught in Kevin’s traps. SPONGEBOB (giggling hysterically) This is even better than a jellyfishing trip! WEEZER HORSE (chiming in) “We’re not in summer anymore…” HARRY and MARV trigger a series of elaborate traps—paint cans swing down, a giant snowball rolls into them, and they both end up tangled in Christmas lights. MARV (exasperated) Why didn’t we just go to Miami? HARRY (defeated) Because someone wanted to rob a house! BATMAN, SPONGEBOB, and WEEZER HORSE come outside, impressed. KEVIN (clapping his hands) Nice work, team! BATMAN (nodding) We’ll call the authorities. They won’t be a problem anymore. SPONGEBOB And we can celebrate with cookies! They all laugh, sharing a moment of triumph and holiday cheer. WEEZER HORSE (playing a little tune) “Let the good times roll...” FADE OUT. TEXT ON SCREEN: “Merry Christmas from Batman, SpongeBob, and Weezer Horse!” ROLL CREDITS.
Title: "Operation Merry Mayhem: Confusion Edition" FADE IN: EXT. KEVIN McCALLISTER'S HOUSE - NIGHT The snow is falling gently over a cozy Chicago neighborhood. KEVIN McCALLISTER’S house sparkles with holiday lights. CUT TO: INT. BATCAVE - NIGHT BATMAN is monitoring security feeds showing KEVIN’S house. He looks serious and focused. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS bounces excitedly next to him, wearing a Santa hat. WEEZER HORSE stands to the side, jamming out, decked out in a holiday sweater and a tiny Santa hat. BATMAN (realizing) Kevin’s home alone. We need to intervene before Harry and Marv get to him. SpongeBob jumps in excitement, pulling out a bubble wand. SPONGEBOB Bubbles and friendship to the rescue! BATMAN (confused) Bubbles…? WEEZER HORSE strums an imaginary guitar. WEEZER HORSE (singing Weezer songs for some reason) BATMAN (narrowing his eyes) What is happening? CUT TO: EXT. KEVIN McCALLISTER'S HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER The Batmobile rolls up in front of the house. BATMAN steps out, looking determined. SPONGEBOB jumps out right after him, tripping into a snowbank. SPONGEBOB (from the snowbank) I'm okay! Just testing the snow! BATMAN (furrowing his brow) Testing the snow…? WEEZER HORSE hops out, striking a pose. WEEZER HORSE I’m ready to rock and roll! BATMAN (even more confused) Rock and roll- What? Suddenly, ALFRED appears from the shadows, wielding a sword and looking like a seasoned warrior. ALFRED Fear not, Master Wayne. I’m here to protect the innocent... and retire only when I deem it appropriate. BATMAN looks at ALFRED, then back at SPONGEBOB and WEEZER HORSE, completely bewildered. BATMAN Wait, is everyone in the world tonight an enigma? CUT TO: EXT. KEVIN’S HOUSE - NIGHT HARRY and MARV approach the house, dressed in their trademark burglar outfits, their personalities exaggerated. HARRY (sneaky grin) Alright, Marv, we break in, grab the cash, and we’re out before anyone even notices! MARV (nervously peeking around) What if someone does notice, Harry? You know kids these days with their tech and stuff—they could have a SWAT team! HARRY Relax, Marv. It’s a kid, how tough could it be? BATMAN overhears them as SPONGEBOB and WEEZER HORSE bicker about who gets to lead the charge. SPONGEBOB I think I should go first because I can bubble their plans! WEEZER HORSE (frustrated) But I’ve got the jams! Rock is the language of the heart! BATMAN (facepalming) Why is this happening to me? Why me? ALFRED (smirking) It seems quite festive, Master Wayne. CUT TO: EXT. KEVIN’S HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER HARRY and MARV start to pick the lock. HARRY What’s that sound? SPONGEBOB (cheerily) It’s just me, your friendly neighborhood sponge! HARRY and MARV turn around, wide-eyed. MARV (screaming) What is that?! HARRY (shaking his head) I don’t know! But it looks like a giant sea sponge! SpongeBob gives a goofy grin, and HARRY quickly pulls the door open, stepping inside. SPONGEBOB (excitedly) I brought bubbles! BATMAN cringes. Just then, WEEZER HORSE steps forward, taking the lead. WEEZER HORSE (tuning his imaginary guitar) HARRY (facepalming) They brought a horse too? This night keeps getting weirder! MARV What are you gonna do, sweet-talk us with a song? WEEZER HORSE breaks into an impromptu rock ballad. WEEZER HORSE (sings Weezer again) BATMAN (growing more confused) Is this a joke? ALFRED steps forward with an imposing presence. ALFRED Gentlemen, I believe it’s time to show these ruffians the true meaning of holiday spirit. HARRY and MARV exchange worried glances. HARRY (growing nervous) You know what? I think we should leave. MARV Yeah, let’s get out of here! SPONGEBOB unleashes a stream of bubbles at them, and they slip, falling into a snowbank outside. HARRY (struggling in the snow) Why is there so much bubble?! MARV It’s the sponge! The sponge is attacking us! BATMAN, confused but amused, watches as ALFRED helps SPONGEBOB and WEEZER HORSE secure the scene. BATMAN (slowly shaking his head) I’m going to need a new strategy if I’m teaming up with this. CUT TO: EXT. KEVIN’S HOUSE - LATER HARRY and MARV entangled in lights, SPONGEBOB blowing bubbles, WEEZER HORSE strumming songs, and ALFRED watching them with a sense of pride. BATMAN (finally accepting the chaos) You know what? Let’s just enjoy the holidays. Everyone cheers, including Kevin appearing with a plate of cookies, despite his name being in the script only once before. SPIDER crawls onto marv MARV (trademark scream of terror) FADE OUT. TEXT ON SCREEN: "Merry Christmas from Batman, SpongeBob, and Weezer Horse! And Alfred! (but he doesnt matter) " ROLL CREDITS.
