Look, I needed to escape the country somehow! They were going to arrest me for my many crimes as listed: 10 counts of arson 12 counts of theft 32 counts of jaywalking 4 counts of trespassing 1 count of vandalism 1 count of impersonating a professional 2 counts of evading taxes 7 counts of disturbing the peace And Who knows how many counts of evading the law (I stopped keeping track)
What else was I suppose to do? I don’t want to Go to jail! THEY SHALL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE >:D
