Two FORTNITE Uncles FOOD LACING to the Beat A Short Story by TillerSSBU14 PETER PIE had always hated STINK GOOBEN TOWN with its doubtful, decomposing DR.DOOFENSHMERTS. It was a place where she felt PLUMP. She was a SNACKS, MIAMI, WOMAN drinker with PLUMP HEART and OBESE LEG. Her friends saw her as a doubtful, decomposing DONALD TRUMP. Once, she had even brought a tender OLD LADY back from the brink of death. That's the sort of woman he was. PETER walked over to the window and reflected on her COLORFUL surroundings. The SNOW flurried like a LIZARD. Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of LOLA BUNNY. LOLA was a GREEN BRUTE with BIG BONED HEART and FAT LEG. PETER gulped. She was not prepared for LOLA. As PETER stepped outside and LOLA came closer, she could see the solid glint in her eye. "I am here because I want TO END HIM," LOLA bellowed, in a KFC tone. She slammed her fist against PETER's chest, with the force of 3429 CASEOH’s. "I frigging hate you, PETER PIE." PETER looked back, even more scared and still eating the RED CHEESEBURGER. "LOLA, tIRED OF WALKING? T MOBLE CAN BE GOTTEN ANY WHERE," she replied. They looked at each other with OBESE feelings, like two late, loud LIZZOS at a very HOT DOG TIK TOK RIZZ PARTY, which had GANSTER RAP music playing in the background and two FORTNITE uncles FOOD LACING to the beat. Suddenly, LOLA lunged forward and tried to punch PETER in the face. Quickly, PETER grabbed the RED CHEESEBURGER and brought it down on LOLA's skull. LOLA's BIG BONED HEART trembled and her FAT LEG wobbled. She looked FAT, her body raw like a spewmungous, strange SIDE OF FRYES. Then she let out a loud groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later LOLA BUNNY was knocked out. PETER PIE went back inside and made herself a nice drink of T MOBLE. THE END
I made this project with pure silliness :D