>be me >decide to try a new recipe for dinner >accidentally make spaghetti that’s somehow a soup >phone rings, it’s my mom >she tells me I’m the chosen one to save the world >ask her if this involves anything with spaghetti >she says "only if you believe" >confused but go along with it >walk outside to get more ingredients >see a cat wearing a tuxedo, handing out flyers >it hands me one, says "Beef jerky is a state of mind" >nod like I understand >head to the store, trip over a skateboard >it was being ridden by a potato >buy groceries, see a random guy juggling pineapples >ask if he’s the hero of the prophecy >he says no, but he might be later >go home, get attacked by a horse >it’s wearing a cape and demanding I make spaghetti >mfw
be me chillin at home suddenly my pet iguana starts singing the national anthem look at him like what, this isn't normal decide to go outside for a walk to clear my head step out of the house, trip over a garden gnome fall into a bush, get covered in leaves hear a loud honking noise, look up it's a goose wearing sunglasses start questioning my entire life continue walking, notice a man in a chicken suit riding a scooter he waves at me and yells "Live free" keep walking, see a random vending machine on the sidewalk it dispenses only pickles get a jar, feel oddly satisfied head to the park, notice a group of squirrels having a heated debate about politics one of them is wearing a tiny suit decide to sit on a bench and eat some pickles suddenly hear galloping noises from behind turn around, see a giant horse charging at me horse is wearing a pirate hat and has a sword in its mouth panic, try to run the horse tackles me realize I've been defeated by a horse
