☆Read this only if you've played Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild or Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom and you know what a chuchu is.☆ ☆monster belongs to nintendo.☆ ☆gif is not by me.☆ ☆ Once apon a chuchu, There lived Blobby. Blobby was a chuchu, a monster made of jelly. When Blobby was a small chuchu, his mother, Squash, told him to always stay away from odd people with pointy ears. His father, Squish, told him to attack any odd person with pointy ears by throwing jelly at them. Blobby grew up to be a very kind chuchu. He woke up bright and early, around 5:00am. One day, Blobby got up out of his bed in the grass. His friend, Jeff, said, "lets go to the mountains!" now, Blobby, being very *smart*, said, "No, let's go see if there are any people by the Villiage!" Blobby wasn't the sharpest Blob in the Blobbox. anyway, Blobby and Jeff went to the Villiage. This Villiage had ben 'Abandoned' for years. Such a *great* idea. Blobby approached the Villiage. And *then* he finally realized two things: That Villiage was actually spelled Village, and that there *were* people in The Village. The people had...POINTY EARS!!!! Blobby ran (rolled?) for his life, and people swang weapons at him left and right. Blobby finally escaped. Then he turned and realized that the people were surrounded by a blue puddle of jelly. Jeff!!! Blobby had not expected to run into a bunch of people and he had not expected for his friend to turn into a puddle. he should've gone to the mountain. he was having a rotten day. he sadly walked (rolled?) away. but just as his ugly day seemed to be at it's peak, Blobby saw a glow up ahead. could it be his french cousin from the mountains, Icicle? or his other forign cousin from the volcano, Magma? or even his weird cousin (twice removed) from the lightning bolts, Steve? Quite possibly Steve. Steve was never where he was supposed to be. Blobby came closer, and realized too late it was not Steve. it was not Magma. It was DEFINANTLY not Icicle. it was a fire place. there was something next to the fire. it was a person. with choppy hair and pointy ears. this person seemed nice, so Blobby said, "Hi! want to be friends?" cuz Blobby was *special* like that. The person turned, pulled out a sword and turned Blobby into a puddle like Jeff. So next time you play Legend of Zelda, consider the chuchus you see in the morning. perhaps theyre just having a rotten day like Blobby.
