i want some chips game is lame 3/8/2026 update: added some quality to the jumping animation, as well as getting rid of the walking sound while in the air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=027WYHKAufY used this for most of the code because am dumb and a little other stuff was me > be me > wandering through a destroyed city, demons everywhere > haven’t seen another soul in days, just the constant growl of demons in the distance > starting to lose hope, thinking it’s over > then... > sky cracks open like a giant egg > bright light spills through, blinding > a horse falls out of the sky, tumbling and flailing as it drops > lands in the middle of a group of demons, and everyone just stops > demons stare in confusion, like they can’t process what’s happening > horse gets up, shakes its mane, then looks around like it’s ready for a nap > first demon approaches, snorts at the horse > horse takes one step back... > then kicks the demon with the precision of a soccer player > demon crumbles into glowing sparkles > the horse just stands there, like "Yeah, I meant to do that" > demons start rushing at it, but the horse starts stomping like it’s a parade > every step it takes sends shockwaves of light that disintegrate the demons around it > they don’t even get close > somehow, the horse is walking through the city like it owns the place > every demon it touches or kicks disappears in a flash of light > takes a leisurely stroll, wiping out the entire demon army with ease > once the last demon is gone, horse looks around, proud of itself > gives me a nod, then calmly walks back into the sky > I’m left standing there, not sure what just happened > but the world is safe now > mfw
