FROG CATCHER!

Instructions

you are trying to collect frogs in your basket. but be careful! some of the frogs are secretly witches disguised as frogs, and witches are bad! the witches are out to steal all of your frogs, you must avoid them or else! i have had many encounters with witches and they are always up to no good. you luckily can slap them to show them what you think about their actions. there are many different species of frog and they are all very cute little guys, but some frogs are better than other frogs and they are the ones you should look out for. legends have it that there exist golden croakers, the rarest frog of all, but few believe this to be true. of course all frogs are excellent additions to your basket and it is bad practice to miss a frog when you see one, but sometimes those darn witches make this difficult. you see, witches tend to be very evil before attacking, dont let this happen! if they attack they will definitely take away your frogs, and thats just SO RUDE. witches sometimes like to hide in the bushes and wait for the perfect time to strike. if you ever see a bush moving then beware, that is not a frog. do not go near a moving bush because the bush witches are the worst ones. there are many creatures out in the wild so the thing in the bush might not be a witch but it is better to be safe just in case. i have had a few encounters with bush witches myself and they are truly terrible. one time a bush witch caught me and it turned ME into a frog! it wasnt that bad because frogs are great, but do not let them get you because you never know what horrible things they might do! witches have a hard time turning quickly while on their broomstick so use obstacles to your advantage if you are being chased. if you are truly desperate you can throw a frog to the witch and that might be enough to get them to stop chasing you. it is a shame to lose a hard earned frog like this but it is the only thing that witches will accept other than your tears! a witch once stole all of my frogs while i was out looking for frogs, and i had SO MANY FROGS. that was truly a terrible time but i eventually collected all of my frogs back. in fact my current frog collection has 140 different kinds of frogs in it! isnt that amazing just how many frogs there are! frogs are really cool and also very smart! sometimes when the frogs think nobody is watching i see them speak to each other. i have even followed some frogs all the the way to the frog king! i didnt dare go near the frog king because he is very big and very royal, but i did see him. the frog king has to be the best frog of them all. no frog is as great as the frog king, this is what makes him a great king! perhaps one day i can add the frog king to my collection but he is very big so i might need a bigger basket, and baskets can be very expensive, especially when THOSE DARN WITCHES KEEP STEALING YOUR BASKETS. if you spend too long catching frogs it might upset the frog king. you dont want to upset the frog king as he is the most powerful frog and might send you flying out of the swamp, but this is usually okay because the frog king does not hold grudges. happy catching! click frog to catch