1) he’s a ten but he has no sense of humor 0/10 no wth I need smb I can troll w 2) he’s a ten but he runs up the stairs in all fours 10/10 everyone does it man 3) he’s a ten but he claps every time the plane lands 0/10 that's so embarrassing wth I don't wanna be sat near u 4) he’s a ten but he’s always late 10/10 its okay w Mexican time 5) he’s a ten but he never helps you with chores 0/10 am I a maid , u better pay me if I'm doing ur chores 6) he’s a ten but he’s cheated on someone before UHM 0/10 whats gonna stop him from not cheating on me 7) he’s a ten but he’s disrespectful to his parents 0/10 I would b flabbergasted bc u came out of that woman. 8) he’s a ten but he’s 4’2 eh 7/10 9) he’s a ten but he’s terrified of butterflies 10/10 aw thats cute 10) he’s a ten but he always forgets your bday 0/10 best believe u better remember idc if u got short term memory loss 11) he’s a ten but he’s overly protective of you 8/10 ehhhhhhhhhhhhh EHHH.
creds 2 - @anxiious <3. song - nonsense by Sabrina carpenter