So this is what my basement gremlins look like,but they kinda sorta escaped from my basement and are terrorizing the town folk and setting their houses on fire. So I am here to inform you that you shouldn't touch the fire or else you will be teleported to their realm. Also if they decide to take you in as their "GOD", they actually mean that you are their sacrifice and they will cook you and eat you to please their actual god. The only way to get rid of them is by giving them sugar because it will decompose their body and they will die. BUT DO NOT GIVE THEM SODA or else they will reproduce and there will be even more gremlins to deal with. But honestly, your best option is to try to befriend the gremlins because they will then be nice to you and consider you as one of them. Also do not tick them off or else they will take you in as a prisoner and run tests on you. ALSO DON'T EAT THEIR GOD OR ELSE YOU BECOME ONE OF THEM!!!
GOOD LUCK >:P