I was bored Really bored Bored out of my mind Bored like you'll never know Bored like I'll never be bored again So bored no one will ever experience this level of boredom So bored I've typed this So bored I'm in the Guinness World Records Book on pg. infinity So bored that I lied about that Bored. Just bored. Halp. STOP READING YOUNG SCRATCHER. STOP. STAHP. You caught that didn't you. Did you? I guess you did if you're reading this. I'm still bored. :| Stop reading. Seriously. There's nothing more. Really. There's nothing below this. That's a lie. Obviously. Ha ha. You didn't fall for that, did you? Are you reading this aloud and answering? I thought so! Ha! Why are you still reading? Is this interesting to you? What are you doing? What is your life? How long is it taking you to read this? Is your parent/sibling/friend/grandparent/random stranger yelling at you for reading this so long? (random text) (funny line of text) Changing text is always funny. I'm still not done... But I'm still bored. Merrrrrrrrrrr... You're still here? Wow. I'm impressed. Now turn it off. Now. I mean it. No I don't. Wait what? I'm still bored... OKAY! YOU WIN! The keyword is... I READ IT ALL! Comment that. And I'll give you a internet cookie. For Cookie Clicker. Turn it in, and get +100000000000000000000000 cookies. (not really) (it's a lie) (it won't work) WAIT. YOU READ THAT DIDN'T YOU. DANG IT. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Yep, I am bored. Bye bye! (closes tab)
Ha ha ha... I'm an idiot. Thanks @CaptainDisrespectful I guess... Whoa, loves. o.0