Jimmy McChicken 16 years old, from Jimmyland CM #21 Team: Mule Deer United
Credit to @Olivier_Giroud9 for making it Jimmy McChicken is a professional footballer who was struck by lightning while he was cleaning a toilet and now has super speed. Jimmy is faster than Mbappe, Usain Bolt and Karim Adeyemi combined. He was even banned for 4 months because he was too good. McChicken only eats chicken wings, cheese curds and chocolate chip cookies. Jimmy doesn't have to pay his taxes because his house runs on his own energy and the government is scared of him. He owns a pet schnauzer named Cristiano Schnauznaldo. Jimmy is also the founder of the country Jimmyland. His 99th cousin is X'tavious McDaddy, who plays for AC Milan.