I miss my wife that I married at 17 years old illegally, we ran away to Cancun and said we had dwarfism and were each 30. They believed us and everything seemed to be going fine. Nobody noticed we were gone. Until I got the call from Staples. "Eagle," (That is my government name) "--we have noticed some ??????? ???????? in your bank account. Moving to Cancun is illegal. You will lose your job." I immediately began crying, threw my hands back, and miraculously and accidentally struck my wife. She reeled in shock, growling like a wounded dog as she regarded me in a new light. I began dripping sweat, slowly at first, then in a strong torrent that cast my wife away. Her name, I will never forget. It tastes like poison. It was Molly. ? ???? ??? ?? ???? ?????. ??? ? ???? ??? ?? ???? ???????. ? ???? $?? ?? ????. ????? ???? ?????????? ????. Anyways, stay tuned for my next project about refurbishing my parents' old car. Hope you enjoyed this one.
