And his name is...... Credit to Waaa24 for the whole idea and the randomly appearing guy script
Yeah, schools out for me, so now i'm gonna tell you a long beautiful summer story. It was the first day of summer for Billy bob, he had found a scratch comment about a really old comic called "the fabulous life of Dardanawazzo" however, the comic had been long discontinued, and now they could only be found in long closed beach hotels in Monteray California. Alongside old sand filled newspapers, national geographics. And half colored in Star-wars coloring books from 1984. So while vacationing with his mother, father, brother, and aunt Marge. who is kinda overweight and gets really angry whenever someone mentions "Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban" because so many people compare that aunt Marge with the REAL aunt Marge. But she brought her two daugthers, Kaiah and Anna. And when her little brother finds some half melted Legos on the shelf and goes to the sandbox to play with them. Billy bob goes to relax on the beach with Anna. But she covers herself in like a pound of sunscreen and then uses her inhaler, and their was some sort of chemical effect and now her skin is green. And some local Star-Wars fanboys come over and start saying shes beautiful because she looks like Yoda or Kit-Fisto or someone, which is weird because they were both guys. Then Billy gets hit on the head while reading Dardanawazzhe book 5, thinking about who originally owned the book, back in the days when his parents were kids. There is a name written on the front, "Joe" just like the sophisticated looking names on those neat looking novels you saw on the shelf while inside, with names like "Rick" and "Newt Scamander". and Aunt marge runs over to him with an extra frisbe and tells her to get up, because there gonna go fishing. So the next thing you know your on a tiny little fishing boat with your entire family, but then they got lost at sea and the next thing you know your out on the open sea and this huge aircraft carrier comes out of the fog and you crash into it. Then your mom starts freaking out because they just crashed into an AIR CRAFT CARRIER, and your dads trying to calm her down, but Anna with her green skin makes the mistake of trying to contact the guys on the ship, and then your hoisted aboard and land in some part of the country, that you aren't famier with. So you spend the next six years trying to find maps of the country dropped by the tourists so you can find a way home. But you did learn to catch fish with spears and now you can eat fresh wild Mahi-mahis while the canoes travel out across the water, sending clouds of Commerants flying up into the beautiful summer sky.....
