Q 1: If you had the most uncommon animal in the world being a vaquita what would you name him? (look up what a vaquita is, if you wanna) A: can i please please please pick on the way this question was phrased. i'm too distracted by the way the question was written to think about possible names for vaquitas Q 2: If you HAD to pick one, which superhero would you rather be? Arm-fall-off-boy or Fireworks for hands? A: arm-fall-off-boy. and i am going to Not google either of those Q 3: Do you think eyebrows are considered facial hair? A: they're /eyebrows/ Q 4: Have you ever been tempted to sleep inside the fridge? A: no, what the shrimp???? Q 5: How many pairs of socks do you actually own? A: more than i need to Q 6: Suppose you have been given a giraffe and you can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with it? A: take it to a zoo???? i don't have the facilities to take care of a giraffe in my home???? Q 7: What have you forgotten today? I bet you can't remember (VINE BOOM) A: i did forget how much i hated people, but i've remembered now Q 8: Which of the two would you prefer to have as your roommate? A noisy pigeon named Kyle or a mean ostrich named Stacy? A: noisy how. mean how. give me specifics you little fartface Q 9: What was the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn? (Mine was Harlem pants) A: i don't wear embarrassing things because i'm better than that. Q 10: Do you think if anything is possible, it’s still possible for anything to be impossible? A: stupid question. you can't say "if anything is possible" because anything can't be possible. makes the rest of the question invalid. Q 11: Have you ever attempted to swallow mouthwash? A: no Q 12: Which would be the nicest if animals could talk? A: i'm going to scream and i'm going to kill someone Q 13: If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, do you think you're weak or strong? A: weak Q 14: Do you think someone should invent mouse-flavored food for cats? A: i'm sure someone has already invented it Q 15: You've recently joined the Spice Girls. What Spice name have you created for yourself? (for example, their names are Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice, Posh Spice, Scary Spice, and Baby Spice) A: absolutely not. Q 16: What do you think existed before the universe? A: existence didn't exist before the universe Q 17: Why can't we just feel whelmed instead of overwhelmed and underwhelmed? A: there are so many ways this is a terrible stupid question but i will not type up any of them. Q 18: How many pounds of air do you think you've consumed throughout your life? A: this is also a terrible question. Q 19: What's the least important thing that's very important to you? A: pretty much anything important to me Q 20: If you were a pizza topping what would you be? A: mushrooms Q 21: What’s the most useless thing you know how to do? A: i'm really good at jumping rope Q 22: If you could only eat sandwiches with the same toppings for the rest of your life, what would be on it? (sry to the ppl who don't like sammies :3) A: okay so what kind of sandwich does this have to be. Q 23: If colors had a taste, what would zaffre taste like? A: jellyfish salad Q 24: What's your favorite "weird" smell? (for example gasoline, sharpies, tires) A: i can't smell. Q 25: Which color looks the yummiest? A: they all look pretty mid tbh Q 26: If your pet could talk what accent would they have? If you don't have a pet, what accent would your favorite object have? A: rich nyc suburban genam. the type that gets your midwestern friends making fun of you for "sounding white" i'm sorry you don't understand that i do not sound /white/ i sound like my parents actually went to college Q 27: Would you rather cry mustard or cry ketchup? A: ketchup Q 28: If you had a warning label, what would it say? A: "may induce vomiting, nausea, or sense of impending doom" Q 29: If you had a theme song, what would it be? A: i don't know but if i did know scratch would not let me say it (last one) Q 30: if you could make any object edible, what would you pick? A: edible? anything is edible if you try hard enough. (I lied, bonus) Q 31: What’s the most embarrassing song on your playlist? A: i don't have embarrassing songs on my playlist because i'm better than that
