In this game, you play as Jayden, a genderfluid blue collar minimum wage worker who is tasked with safely navigating a geometrical void whilst pleasing their supervisors, Amogus, Bjorn (from Peggle), and Jax (from TADC). This is their job and they do it every day. Press space to start your job and use the up arrow to fly. HP tracks your health. If it reaches 0, your ship breaks down and the company loses a lot of money, and also you die. E tracks your estrogen levels, which rapidly fluctuate because you're genderfluid, of course. This is very scientifically accurate. Amogus probably has ADHD or something like that, because every few seconds he screams out a random phrase. If he tells you to do a barrel roll, you have 3 seconds during which you may do a barrel roll using the right arrow key. Bjorn is an accountant for the company you work for, but he's terrible at mental math and needs your help. When he asks you a question, you must answer within two seconds by pressing the correct number key. Jax kind of just sits there, watching. Press J to hear his iconic quote.
This started as a normal Geometry Dash remake, then devolved into whatever this is. Based on https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/976298734/ (the original Geomy Das) All art assets are made by me. Other assets are STOLEN off the internet, making me a DIGITAL CRIMINAL. I will be sent to DIGITAL JAIL for my crimes. Music used is Stay Inside Me by OcularNebula and Ad Infinitum (instrumental) by The Stupendium Voice casting: Jayden's screams: Me Amogus - Me Jax - Me Yung Spinach - None yet Astro - voiced by Comykel, laughter by me Jimbo - Localthunk This project currently has around 1900 blocks of code. Update log: 0.9: project released 0.91: added Jimbo, press B to summon him 0.92: at level 60, you can now choose between fighting Astro and Jimbo 1.0: Jayden has more facial expressions and a new barrel roll animation, Jimbo's cards have random suits 1.01: Changed movement speed and removed inertia during Jimbo's bossfight 1.02: new death sound and animation