Kiwisplash: What is this?! Mapledusk: That’s the weight of guilt. Give into the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend. Kiwisplash: Ow! Make it stop! Mapledusk: Surrender to your kindness, Kiwisplash. It’s nice to be nice. Kiwisplash: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness! *Eating Dinner* Kiwisplash: Can you pass the salt? Mapledusk: *throws Sandysight across the table* Sandysight: Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Kiwisplash. Mapledusk: ‘Cause you’re pretty, and you’re smart, and you’re ignoring me, so you’re obviously my type. Sandysight, who was distracted: I’m sorry, what were you saying? Mapledusk: Perfect. Kiwisplash: Am I right, Mapledusk? Mapledusk: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening. Sandysight: I’m sorry for being annoying. Also Sandysight: It will happen again. Kiwisplash: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. Mapledusk: So you're just gonna wait until Aquaheart is in danger and save them? Kiwisplash: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them. Mapledusk: ... Mapledusk: You're insane. *After discussing a plan* Sandysight: Does anyone have any questions? Mapledusk: Is this legal? Sandysight: Does anyone have any relevant questions? Kiwisplash: Sandysight, I need some advice. Sandysight: You need advice from ME? Kiwisplash: Yeah, frightening, isn’t it? Mapledusk: And what did we learn, Kiwisplash? Kiwisplash: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question. Kiwisplash: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. Mapledusk: That’s called arson, and those people are witnesses. Kiwisplash: Come on, Sandysight, how many times do I have to apologize? Sandysight: Once. Kiwisplash: …No. Kiwisplash: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kiwisplash lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! Sandysight: Pros and cons of dating me. Sandysight: Pros. You’ll be the cute one. Sandysight: Cons. Holy crap, where do I begin? Kiwisplash: Here’s two facts about me. I hate hot people. And I’m a hypocrite. Mapledusk: *sees someone doing something stupid* Mapledusk: What an idiot. Mapledusk: *realizes it’s Sandysight* Mapledusk: Wait, that’s MY idiot.
All of these are from Perchance. Kiwisplash belongs to @Cloversight, Mapledusk belongs to @-eri_rxin-. Help- why are these kinda accurate.
