Some Random excuses examples: Dear Pet Bunny, Sorry but I can't flex battle with you because my grandma and her dog need to be turned into toads. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, The Sugar Plum Fairy Dear Crack in the Sidewalk, Sorry, but I can't bring you a mermaid because all the people on Earth need to be taught how to rizz. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Boe Jiden Dear Pet Bunny, Sorry, but I can't clip your toenails because that nest full of angry wasps need to be moved to Mar-A-Lago. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Ayesha Ericota Dear Dora the Explorer, Sorry but I can't be your friend because a few Scratch projects need to be turned into toads. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Kamala Harris Dear Rick Astley, Sorry, but I can't do what you want because the rainclouds in the sky need to be moved to a land made of candy. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, GloRilla Dear Ice Spice, Sorry, but I can't do the dishes for you because my mum needs to be rickrolled. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, GloRilla Dear Donald Trump, Sorry, but I can't dress up in a pink tutu because a few Scratch projects need to be treated with love and care. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Thomas Jefferson. Dear Pet Bunny, Sorry, but I can't touch grass because JD Vance needs to be treated with love and care. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Thomas Jefferson. Dear Diary, Sorry, but I can't elect you president of the United States because my magical pet unicorns need to be covered in magical rainbows. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Melania Trump Dear Random Kindergarten Kid, Sorry, but I can't give you a pet bunny because the back of my hand needs to be babysitted by me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, A Fairy Princess. Dear Scratch Cat, Sorry but I can't be your friend because my knee needs to be covered in magical rainbows. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Anonymous Dear Donald Trump, Sorry, but I can't give you a pet bunny because the back of my hand needs to be given a winning lottery ticket. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, GloRilla Dear Pet Bunny, Sorry but I can't hypnotise you because the rainclouds in the sky need to be sat on. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Ayesha Ericota Dear Newborn Baby, Sorry, but I can't do what you want because JD Vance needs to be married on January 6. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your archnemisis Dear Boe Jiden, Sorry, but I can't give you candy because the rainclouds in the sky need to be played with. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, An adorable, yet stunningly argute kitty cat Dear myself, Sorry, but I can't do the dishes for you because JD Vance needs to be covered in magical rainbows. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, The Sugar Plum Fairy Dear Donald Trump, Sorry, but I can't let you push me off a cliff because the stars need to be sat on. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Ayesha Ericota Dear Ice Spice, Sorry, but I can't twerk on you because that spoon needs to be babysitted by me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Your worst nightmare. Dear Donald Trump, Sorry, but I can't star in a TV show because that spoon needs to be kicked like a soccerball. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your neighbor. Dear Diary, Sorry, but I can't let you hypnotise me because that spoon needs to be here, and do it with me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your BFF. Dear Boe Jiden, Sorry, but I can't twerk on you because a random crack in the sidewalk needs to be babysitted by me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your archnemisis. Dear Scratch Team, Sorry, but I can't run the mile because that spoon needs to be married to Nicki Minaj. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Kamala Harris Dear Old Lady Across The Street, Sorry, but I can't do the dishes for you because an elephant needs to be treated with love and care. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Melania Trump. Dear Random Kindergarten Kid, Sorry, but I can't flex battle with you because those evil clowns over there needs to be moved to Mar-A-Lago. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your pet. Dear Donald Trump, Sorry, but I can't save the world because Ice Spice needs to be covered in magical rainbows. Thanks for understanding! Dear Boe Jiden,Sorry, but I can't elect you president of the United States because the rainclouds in the sky need to be hypnotised. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, psycho killer behind you. Dear Ice Spice, Sorry, but I can't go to your tea party because JD Vance needs to be hypnotised. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your master Dear Donald Trump, Sorry, but I can't let you hypnotise me because all the people on Earth need to be here, and do it with me. Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, your master. Dear Donald Trump, Sorry, but I can't go to your tea party because those master criminals need to be well-rested (they're sleeping). Thanks for understanding! Sincerely, Kamala Harris
*NOTE* Credits to @HappyLollipop for creating the original project!! EIGHT. THOUSAND. VIEWS. WHAAAAAT. That's 16,000 eyes looking at this project!! Ever wanted to come up with a good excuse, but found nothing to say? Those days end now! This project was made mainly for fun, but you might be able to get one or two good excuses out of this. There are 6 possible songs to be played during the project. At the beginning, one is selected randomly. ♥ Instructions ♥ Press space to generate a new letter of excuses. There are numerous eclectic combinations in each category. Nearly 26 MILLION possible combos of different possible letters of excuses 0_O ♥ Thanks ♥
