This is an advert for a new device named Whatever the Weather 2.0. There are 4 settings and you can mix them as the advertisement says. Buy it for $369 Whatever the Weather Machine 2.0: Wetter is Better! If you're in doubt, and it is almost summer, all YOU have to do is shout: 'Whatever the Weather, Snowy Snow! and say GOODBYE to the summer! But if it is a little too cold on your holiday, and you forgot to pack suncream, all YOU have to do is shout: 'Whatever the Weather, Dessert Dry! and GOODBYE to ALL your doubts. Snowy Snow is snowy, Dessert Dry is sandy, a bit of a Storm is a bit of a storm, and Hail the Hail is holy! Whatever the Weather, this machine can wash your doubts down the drain, and you NEVER have to see them again. If you would want an extraordinary device, click a button once or twice. If you wish to have a rainbow, some cloudy rain, or any other combination of weird weather, hold down two, three, or four buttons for 5 seconds and your creative combination will instantly come to life. Buying the machine will cost $369 (deals are sometimes accepted). If you consider making the machine another color, size, or anything else, charges can add up to an extra $10 for a single feature added. Although, I would assume you wouldn't want to buy every single feature; it would look horrendous. Wouldn't it? But do you want something more beautiful to look at? Well, look NO further than the Whatever the Weather machine; the best machine EVER invented! BUY NOW! Fun Fact: Did you know that scientists have approved this device as eco-friendly? The environment is not harmed! That is as long as you don't break the machine and make the weather change every second or so. That would be a complete disaster! WARNING: don't try this at home.
