This was made for @jammokblind's masterpiece See inside for the lines
I love the Bibble so much guys! The story line is so peak and God is the greatest character in all of reality! And I need Jesus because I have problems but that's ok I just need to go to church even though it doesn't help. I love singing the funny church songs because Jesus wrote them and I love it when my catchphrase is just the entire Bibble the Bibble so good. The Bibble saved my life I was originally going to perish in Minecraft but God said: "Nah" and that's why I'm still alive! I especially love the part where Joseph said "CEASAAAAAAAR!" that's the best Bibble line. I hate my school sm they made us ungo to church in religion class and they told us Christmas poems can't have religious themes even though Jesus is literally Santa's dad! Preach, my kings and queens, for we must reclaim the greatness of the Bibble and stop the goonin crisis and hand holding before marriage! In the charch. Straight up "gee sussing it". And by "it", haha, well. Let's justr say. My lee tanny of the blessud virgin oil mari (I'm an atheist btw)