Once there was a boy named Draco Malfoy who always wanted a lover. So one day, he snuck out of Durmstrang and started researching other wizarding schools around the world because all the girls at Durmstrang were UGLY…. allegedly. But anyway, Draco hoped onto a plane and headed to America in order to attend Ilvermorny. He was happy there, making a bunch of friends and fitting spells in his Neuron System. But he did not find a girl who would unconditionally love him; worship him, praise him, buy absolutely anything for him. Since he couldn’t find anyone to love in America, he packed his bags and headed to France where he attended Beauxbatons. He liked it there, eating croissants for breakfast and Crêpes for lunch. But he wanted to go up to a random girl and say “Je t’aime” (which was the only French he knew) but none of them were pretty enough to date him (allegedly). So, after much frustration and throwing his books against the bathroom walls, he moved for the final and last time to Britain. Where he attended Hogwarts and got sorted in Slytherin! As he adjusted to his life, walking in the loud and crowded hallways of the castle, he bumped into a nerd-looking, tan-skinned girl who probably says “Erm, actually” every three sentences. “Are you ok?” the random girl asked, her brown eyes shining as she saw Draco’s face “OF COURSE I AM- I mean, yeah, I am” Draco replied, his heart thumping against his chest. He hadn’t met a girl so beautiful before. Maybe, she was the girl he was looking for. __________ 3 days later.... Draco went through Hogwarts school just fine. It was better than the other schools, actually. Since there was a REAL hot girl staying here. One day, he decided to muster up his muscles and purposely bump the same girl he saw again, creating some real Bollywood drama. So that’s what he did, next time he saw this beautiful, hot, gorgeous girl he walked in her direction, “accidently” falling onto her. The girl’s eyes widened as Draco fell over her, but she landed her hand out to him. “Oh, are you ok? I’m sorry” “It’s ok,” Draco reassured, his heart doing a weird fluttery thing, “Who are you again?” The girl’s heart skipped a beat, ‘He asked moi la no name! Amazing…’ she combed her hair with her fingers. “My name is Jackie Granger” she introduced, “made by mugg- I mean born from muggles” “I’m Draco Malfoy, born from purebloods.’ The eye contact was unbreakable - no doubt about it… there is a love to blossom in the air. A new seed of life which will determine the rest of Jackie and Draco’s life forever. ________ About a month later….. After the incident, Jackie stopped being an awkward little introvert and started socializing more (mostly with Draco). But it wasn’t until Filch the filchy hung posters around the castle. ‘What do those posters say?’ Jackie wondered. Then, when she was adjusting her crooked glasses, the poster struck her. HOGWARTS SPRING BALL! COME TO THE GREAT HALL ON THE FIRST FRIDAY OF MAY FOR TYPICAL BALL-LIKE STUFF! “GYAAAAARGH, A BALL?!” Hermione screeched with excitement (which was a very un-Hermione thing to do), “This is my chance to ask my books out!” “And this my chance to ask Chicken out!” Ron squealed, and they linked arms as they headed towards their third class of the day, ready to learn about plants and other stuff for the first time ever. Meanwhile, Jackie and Draco were looking a bit tensed. “What is this ball anyway?” this ugly Hufflepuff guy named Logan asked. “I don’t know” muttered a gorgeous Gryffindor named Bella. “You know who Jackie should ask out to the ball?” “Who?” And that was when Logan pulled Draco over, “This blondie right here!” “What do you want from me?” Draco asked, clearly annoyed that this random Hufflepuff dude (that wasn’t even Jackie) dragged him by the arm without consent. “Nothing!” and he pushed him away. Then, as if a miracle had fallen from the sky, the words hiding in Jackie’s mouth finally stumbled out. “DRACOOO, WILL YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH MEE??” Draco raised an eyebrow, clearly surprised by Jackie’s outburst. “What? Oh, you mean the ball?” “I mean, of course” Draco’s face flushed to the color of a cherry. Had Jackie Granger just asked him out to a ball? His hands started sweating with excitement, so much that people would think he was a water bender. “Um… sure, I’ll go out with you” he said, trying not to sound nervously tensed or tensely nervous. “GREAT!- I mean, see you there” and Jackie went to the bathroom to scream her head off. Then she ran of the stall (still screaming) and started running in circles. The girls witnessing this moment questioned their life’s decision. One even said she would never go to the bathroom again…
Guys, I tried to make the thumb. I TRIED I think I took this WAY too far...