Uh, we're the Mario Brothers And plumbing's our game We're not like others Who get all the fame When your sink is in trouble You can call us on the double Ｍ and Ｌ We're faster than the others You'll be hooked on brothers Huh! -It's-a me, a-Mario! And-a Luigi! Are you-a tired of a-paying too much for plumbing? Mamma mia! That's a-why the Super Mario Brothers are here. -A-to save Brooklyn. And-a Queens. And-a your wallet. Thank you, Super Mario Bros. It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account. Forget-a the expensive a-plumbing companies-a where you're just a face-a. With-a Super Mario Brothers-a, you're family! Ｍ and Ｌ Hooked on the brothers
