Q1: What is your third favorite color? (cannot be brown or turquoise) A1: Sfgrown Q2: In your opinion, what is the optimal thickness of paper for sketching? A2: Notebook paper thickness Q3: In your eldest cousin's opinion, what is the optimal thickness of paper for sketching? A3: Give me a minute while I drive to Utah Q4: What is your favorite non-chocolate candy? A4: *driving* Q5: Do you think that the all-seeing eyes in the walls deserve to be freed? A5: *driving* Q6: What is the worst thing you have ever done? (mandatory*) A6: *driving* Q7: What is the worst thing you plan to do? A7: *driving* Q8: Have you ever consumed a freshly fallen leaf from a maple tree? Is not, what it is going to take to get you to? A8: *driving* Q9: Cats or dogs? A9: *driving* Q10: What is the quadratic formula? Please answer, I can't remember and need to know it for math class. A10: *talking* Q11: What is the best Spiderman movie? Wrong answers will not be tolerated. A11: *driving* Q12: What are your thoughts on people who are anti freedom of opinion? A12: *driving* Q13: What is your favorite crime? A13: *driving* Q14: How many questions have you skipped or answered without answering so far? A14: *driving* Q15: Why so few? A15: *driving* Q16: What are your favorite political and economic systems? A16: *driving* Q17: How many pets do you own? A17: The eldest cousin says... ...uhh... I forgot Q18: Decipher this: mmdoatfuhqubiixwyslttyst (No, it's not just gibberish/keyboard mashing. That would be pretty funny though, I should do that for the next question.) A18: How dare you Q19: Decipher this: ngcmkxitsmdewgkbzrcsuemvhmz A19: Don't say that about my mother! Q20: Which of these dates was better: January 9th 2004, or March 17th 1987? A20: March 17th Q21: When you read that last question, did you have any idea what happened on either of those dates? If so, what happened I have no idea? A21: I has no ideas Q22: Do you put on your left or right shoe first? A22: yes Q23: In your opinion, what set of angles makes the best-looking triangle? A23: 51, 128, 1 Q24: Oh god I still have 36 more of these to make, here why don't you write the next 3 questions for me? Thanks! Q24: However wrote this question is stupid A25: Yes Q25: Whoever wrote the last question is stupid, but not the person who wrote this question? A26: Wait what Q26: Was that last question a paradox? A27: It wasn't even a question Q27: By the way did you know that whoever wrote the next question clearly doesn't know what's going on? A27: Yes Q28: Wait... When did the As and Qs switch around? A28: They didn't Q29: I think I'm gonna leave the swapped As and Qs and see how you respond to it. Do you think that's a good idea? A29: But it isn't swapped Q30: On a scale from 1-9, how would you rate your experience answering these questions so far? A30: 5 (that was the random number I got) Q31: Pancakes or chawanmushi? A31: Pancak Q32: What is your second least favorite one-digit number? (Cannot be 3, 13, or any other multi digit numbers.) A32: 5 Q33: 1/3, or 3/13? A33: 3/13 Q34: Oil or coal? A34: Oil is good drink Q35: In your opinion, what tree bark smells the best? A35: Who goes around smelling tree bark? Q36: I forgot what I was going to write here. Do you remember? (Yes or no only.) A36: Yrd Q37: What is your favorite soda? A37: I don't like soda (stinky) Q38: What is zero divided by zero? A38: A thingy Q39: Without looking back to check, what do you think your answer for question 13 was? A39: Probably *driving* Q40: Wahoo, you made it to question 40! How many friends are you going to invite over to celebrate? (Minimum is 3. If you don't have 3 friends, you better get socializing quick!) A40: 2354 Q41: Which checkers variant do you prefer: Canadian, Russian, or Italian? A41: no Q42: Check in: how many questions have you skipped or answered without answering so far? A42: A billion Q43: I'll pay you $0 if you don't skip or answer without answering any future questions. Do you accept the offer? A43: no
Q44: Fill in the blanks: It's kind of a really nice day! ____ decides to walk ____ the block. On the side of ____ road, he sees a woman's ____ shoe filled with leaves, and it fills him with inexplicable ____. He walks ____ his side street, alongside the bridge, ____ the farmers market, and ____ up the main thoroughfare. Word bank: 1. He 2. Tennis 3. Back 4. Down 5. Around 6. Sadness 7. Past 8. The A44: no Q45: Fill in the blanks: It's kind of a really nice day! ____ decides to walk ____ the block. On the side of ____ road, he sees a woman's ____ shoe filled with leaves, and it fills him with inexplicable ____. He walks ____ his side street, alongside the bridge, ____ the farmers market, and ____ up the main thoroughfare. Word bank: 1. He 2. Tennis 3. Back 4. Down 5. Around 6. Sadness 7. Past 8. The A45: no Q46: Fill in the blanks: It's kind of a really nice day! ____ decides to walk ____ the block. On the side of ____ road, he sees a woman's ____ shoe filled with leaves, and it fills him with inexplicable ____. He walks ____ his side street, alongside the bridge, ____ the farmers market, and ____ up the main thoroughfare. Word bank: 1. He 2. Tennis 3. Back 4. Down 5. Around 6. Sadness 7. Past 8. The A46: no Q47: Which question has been your favorite so far? A47: the one where I got to drive to Utah Q48: How many times have you died in your life? A48: More than you Q49: I originally planned to make 99 questions, but due to the limits on the description sizes and the fact that you need space to actually answer the questions, I reduced the number to 60. What are your thoughts on this? A49: I myself ran out of space and lost progress :( Q50: What disease makes you laugh the most? If you don't laugh at diseases, which one makes you come the closest to laughing? A50: *insert insensitive thing* Q51: If aliens existed/do secretly exist on Mars, how many eyes do you think they would/do have? A51: 0 once I'm done with them Q52: My prediction is that you wrote "I don't know" or something along those lines for question 39. Without looking back to check, was this prediction correct? A52: no Q53: Boron or lithium? A53: Lithium is quite yummy Q54: What is your opinion on fireplaces? How many stars do you rate them? A54: 5 stars would eat again Q55: What is your greatest regret? (mandatory*) A55: Driving to Utah and missing a bunch of questions Q56: Do you like the music playing? A56: Nuh-uh Q57: It seems that this QnA is almost over. How does that make you feel? (Your emotions cannot be described as sad, happy, angry, or relieved.) A57: Intense urge to go gambling Q58: What are your thoughts on the phrase "an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" A58: I don't need an apple to keep the doctor away Q59: Would you please kindly wait 1 hour before answering the last question? A59: Ok, I have to get ready for swim anyway Q60: Did you wait an hour? If so, your compliance is appreciated. If not, what punishment would you consider too far? A60: Sorry, I waited 4 hours. No punishment is too far for my sins
