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Update 0.1 = added achievements Update 0.2 = added world record Update 0.3 = added space bar feature Update 0.4 = added shop tab Update 0.5 = added more shop items Update 0.6 = added close shop tab Update 0.7 = added the button Update 0.8 = bug fix Update 0.9 = added a devious ahh beat, even quite sinister perhaps, and a name change. Update 1.0 = bug fix, stopped the interdimensional portal from opening Update 1.1 = Added the news, solved world hunger (tell no one) Update 1.2 = Fixed news, world peace achieved, cure to cancer found (tell absolutely nobody) Update 1.3 = Added Sugar On My Tongue instead of the previous music Update 1.4 = Added a new song Update 1.5 = Updated achievements, removed CPS (cookies per second) when you reach 50 cookies, and found the Lost City of Atlantis Update 1.6 = Removed the "bite" sound (annoying when clicking really fast). Changed music YET AGAIN Update 1.7 = Removed the "Do Not Press" button because it was unnecessary; bug fix. Update 1.8 = Bug fix; made news tab clickable; added new news. Update 1.9 = Removed space bar clicking; it was too overpowered; added 1 new achievement Update 2.0 = Added bakery name; changed layout; wow, we're still not even in the 20s in views; why am I still doing this? Update 2.1 = Changed layout (thanks for the tip @Mrmozarr); added new click sfx Update 2.2 = Added secret achievement Update 2.3 = Added cheats (hint: click above the cookie)