Have you ever thought of Ronald McDonald being the $waggmaster?
RONALD THE MCDONALD!!! RONALD THE MCDONALD!!! RONALD THE MCDONALD!!! RONALD THE MCDONALD!!! RONALD THE MCDONALD!!! RONALD THE MCDONALD!!! RONALD THE MCDONALD!!! RONALD THE MCDONALD!!! RONALD THE MCDONALD!!! P.S. the voice acting was done by my cousin Fransisco (Name changed for reasons... No, not for legal reasons just being that he doesn't know I was recording him