HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi there scratch viewers! Most people won't read this because they're looking at my beautiful project (which you should do, after reading this), but you ARE reading this so I should probably give you something interesting to read. Once upon a time, their was a captain of an ordinary pirate ship. His name was Poncho. Poncho deeply feared large storms, for him and his 4 crewmates would sink with their boat, because his boat was not well made. One day he was sailing, when there was lightning ahead. he was 6000 miles away from any land. (Well, other than Potato Island but it's very dangerous to go to Potato Island) Poncho didn't manage to make it home in time, so he sailed as far from the storm as possible, in a ring of no clouds above. the clouds started spinning around him faster and faster and faster, until he realized he was in the middle of an on-water tornado! He couldn't sail faster than the tornado to stay same in the eye of the storm, but he tried. He failed, and a sailor went over board. Poncho was quite sad, so he went to the captain's cabin. The other crewmates didn't dare enter the Poncho's room uninvited, so they waited outside and simply allowed themselves to enter the walls of the tornado. They started spinning around quickly, when all of a sudden the ship was ripped in half! They flew up and around and up and around and up and then they were above the clouds, flying very, very far. Luckily, they had moved closer to Potato Island in the eye of the storm, and they managed to land on the soft mashed potato sand. They lived their happily until a rescue team found them, and they had a nice party in the Eifel tower of Pisa, over by the burning junkyard.
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