Jraco: Part 2

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It was the night of the I’m So Skibbidi Ball, but in Draco and Jackie’s eyes, it was the perfect chance to confess their love for each other, so… yeah… However, this won’t be the type of happy conclusion you’d expect… in fact, something very horrible will happen, predicted by professional psychic Inka Isla Rosa Yanet Zelia Sophia Camilla Ainhoa Elena Granger. I wonder how she had become so smart… Hmmm. Anyway, Draco walked towards the great hall with his tuxedo on, which for some reason had images of fluffy ferrets on them. When he arrived, he hid under a table and took a secret glance at Jackie with her gorgeous, easily stainable white dress. Then suddenly, he started to panic. “Why?” You may ask, well the professional psychic Inka Isla Rosa Yanet Zelia Sophia Camilla Ainhoa Elena Granger says it’s because he forgot to bring Jackie a gift, which is a 100% true1 (like always) Suddenly, Draco noticed some weeds on the courtyard. “Oh, I should get some flowers for my wonderful Jackie” he muttered and ran out of the great hall and violently plucked some weeds off the ground. Then, he ran back to the Great Hall to face the gorgeous Jackie. Then he was in the Great Hall, skipping giving his beautiful “flowers” to Jackie, kinda boring, right? Meanwhile, Jackie was waiting for Draco, something dawned on her. “Oh no! I forgot to bring my gift for Draco!” She waved her arms frantically as if it were singling a sign from Up-there (the gods’ home) that she needed a gift immediately. Suddenly, a cool photo of Pansy PARKinson being bullied at a park dropped from the ceiling above, it was gorgeous. The colors stood out so beautifully it should’ve gotten an international, no, universal award for best photo ever taken. “Yay! Draco will love this!” exclaimed Jackie as she took out an Amazon cardboard box and placed the photo safely inside. “SUCCESSS! Oh, here he comes now!” But as Draco approached Jackie, an ugly guy named Logan accidentally spilled his coke, causing Draco to lose track of his direction. Then, a beautiful girl named Bella accidentally spilled her Sprite, causing Jackie to slip like Tom in one of those Tom and Jerry episodes. “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH” Jackie screeched like a crow “MUMMMMYYYYYYYY!! DAPHNEEEEEEEE! MUMMY OR DAPHNEEEEEEE!” Draco tripped and spilled his bucket of weeds on Jackie’s extremely expensive, easily stainable, white dress. “OH MY GOODNESS!” Jackie hollered at her extremely expensive, easily stainable, white dress. “Oh no! I am so sorry, Jackie!” Draco snatched some napkins from Theo (who was just trying to casually walk by without getting noticed for once in his young life) and rubbed Jackie’s dress so hard that it started catching fire, just like Katniss Everdeen’s dress when she was doing the interview thingy. But luckily, Draco still had some sweaty palms left to “water bend”. “WATER-BEND HIYA!” “YAY WATER-BENDING!” Jackie squealed with delight Suddenly, a book fell out of Jackie’s dress (I don’t even know how that’s actually possible) and Draco started accidently started water-bending on the book instead. “Hey! *smaks* stop *smacks* poring *smacks* water *smacks* on *smacks* my *smacks* books!” But Draco couldn’t hear her voice over Conan Gray’s song about being 19 but acting 25 now and not drinking more beer, so he kept on water bending on the book instead Jackie’s extremely expensive, easily stainable, white dress (at least, it used to be white) “MY BOOK! WAAA!” Jackie wailed and sprinted away as if her date for High School Homecoming spent most of the even in the bathroom and didn’t even have a single CONVERSATION with her. “Wait Jackie! I’m sorry!” Draco started sprinting after her as fast as he could. “That’s not true!” Jackie wailed even louder. “Well you care about your book more than me! Tell me, Jackie, who do you care about more? Books or Draco?” “Books, obviously” Jackie replied stupidly, causing Draco to run away this time. Jackie just stood there, utterly confused and shocked by Zeus’s lightning bolt that I TOTALLY wrote about. “Ay, just like when Hera left me for that one buffer dude.” Zeus sympathized with Jackie, patting her on the back. “Hey, maybe you can date my son, Hercules!” “What did you just say?” Hercules asked, completely disgusted by the nerd-looking girl. “Sorry, but my heart only stays with one person” Jackie said, her eyes watering into tiny, microscopic oceans. “I know it’s Draco” Zeus said, patting her on the back. “No! It’s my books!” And Jackie sprinted towards the library at super Sonic-the-hedgehog speed to read more books.