˗ˏˋ30 Weird Answers (for funsies)´ˎ

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Q 1: If you had the most uncommon animal in the world being a vaquita what would you name him? (look up what a vaquita is, if you wanna) A: Nikolai. Q 2: If you HAD to pick one, which superhero would you rather be? Arm-fall-off-boy or Fireworks for hands? A: Arm-fall-off-boy! Q 3: Do you think eyebrows are considered facial hair? A: They are hair on your face so... Sure? Q 4: Have you ever been tempted to sleep inside the fridge? A: No but that would be nice. Q 5: How many pairs of socks do you actually own? A: like five? I don't know. I hardly wear socks. Q 6: Suppose you have been given a giraffe and you can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with it? A: Somehow tell a zoo that someone forcefully gave me a giraffe and ask if the giraffe can live there. It would also be named Penelope. Q 7: What have you forgotten today? I bet you can't remember (VINE BOOM) A:I forgot my laptop at school today. Q 8: Which of the two would you prefer to have as your roommate? A noisy pigeon named Kyle or a mean ostrich named Stacy? A: Kyle. I would play dnd with them. Q 9: What was the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn? (Mine was Harlem pants) A: A garbage bag dress. It wasnt even embarrassing, it was just annoying when I tried to sit. Q 10: Do you think if anything is possible, it’s still possible for anything to be impossible? A: girl what. Q 11: Have you ever attempted to swallow mouthwash? A: No I don't use mouthwash. The only mouthwash I have is from disneyland. Q 12: Which would be the nicest if animals could talk? A: I don't know. An elephant? A HOGNOSE SNAKE! Q 13: If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, do you think you're weak or strong? A: I'm someone who got punched in the face. Feeling pain doesn't make you weak. Q 14: Do you think someone should invent mouse-flavored food for cats? A: No. My cats prefer fish pieces and milk even though they are lactose intolerant (No i dont feed my cats milk) Q 15: You've recently joined the Spice Girls. What Spice name have you created for yourself? (for example, their names are Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice, Posh Spice, Scary Spice, and Baby Spice) A: Confused Spice because I know nothing about the spice girls Q 16: What do you think existed before the universe? A: I dont know Q 17: Why can't we just feel whelmed instead of overwhelmed and underwhelmed? A: You can. I would consider myself whelmed right now. Q 18: How many pounds of air do you think you've consumed throughout your life? A: Air doesn't have a weight so none. If it does have a weight then a lot. Q 19: What's the least important thing that's very important to you? A: the tiny baby that lives in my pocket Q 20: If you were a pizza topping what would you be? A: a peep Q 21: What’s the most useless thing you know how to do? A: Tie shoes cause my shoes have no laces. Q 22: If you could only eat sandwiches with the same toppings for the rest of your life, what would be on it? (sry to the ppl who don't like sammies :3) A: turkey and mayo. Q 23: If colors had a taste, what would zaffre taste like? A: Crunchy. Refreshing. Fruity. Q 24: What's your favorite "weird" smell? (for example gasoline, sharpies, tires) A: My cats body oder. It smells like elmers glue. Q 25: Which color looks the yummiest? A: Pink Q 26: If your pet could talk what accent would they have? The hairless one would have my accent because he's lived with me for most of his life. The other two feel like they'd have... Also my accent but a little crisper. If you don't have a pet, what accent would your favorite object have? A: my blanket would be british. I dont know why. Q 27: Would you rather cry mustard or cry ketchup? A: Ketchup. Q 28: If you had a warning label, what would it say? A: Warning: Can't think of an answer for this question Q 29: If you had a theme song, what would it be? A: The Challenge from epic because i sing it a lot. (last one) Q 30: if you could make any object edible, what would you pick? A: A book (I lied, bonus) Q 31: What’s the most embarrassing song on your playlist? A: Spansh or Vanish. I'm not even embarrassed about it, I love duolingo. Well I hope ya'll had fun lol I did!!