First of all, let me just say, BEAN CHELING!!!!! The Man with the Mask The man with the mask was built different; he was a chonke monke. He was always bumping into stuff. One day, he decided to murder a bunch of people. He left a bunch of fake clues and red herrings everywhere he went, but he spilled a bottle of the wrong person's blood in the wrong person’s house. “This needs to be cleaned: The police will be here any minute,” he whispered quietly to Oliver, who he was beating to death brutally because of tradition. As he was cleaning it up, he bumped into a little child. “No witnesses,” he said as he threw him down the laundry chute. He finished cleaning up, and he barely got out of the house in time to escape the police. Finally, at the park, the police caught up to him and started shooting at him. The man tickled him down and threw him down a hill. Then, the man with the mask rolled down the hill at lightspeed toward the police. The man’s heavy dad bod crushed every bone in the cop’s body. He got away and learned a very important lesson–don’t spill innocent people’s blood. The man with the mask Throws children down laundry chutes Innocent blood spilled The cop’s fate was sealed Don’t pick a fight with fat guys Your bones will be crushed Oliver’s confused The man has a jar with blood Why why why why die Sad, sad, where was dad When will dad bring the milk home Oh! Getting murdered The Man with the Mask Ch II: The Mysterious Soup “Who is this ‘Man with the Mask,’ anyway?” the chief of police asked his finest cop. “He is a chonke monke,” he replied, “that’s all we know about him. Also he is a very powerful man.” “Well, catch him then.” “The only way to do that is with a nuke.” “Then so be it!” *** The Man with the Mask learned that making soup was a lot harder than he had originally thought. It started out as a romantic evening with him rizzing up Katie K. Krapps, but all of that was about to change. He had just mustered up the courage to ask Katey out, when he heard a knock at the door. When he answered it he couldn’t believe what he saw. It was Mr. McDonald, here to talk to him about his car’s extended warranty. Obviously, he extended it, but by then it was around five-thirty, so he had to turn his date into dinner. He invited Katy over, and they started making the soup. The Man with the Mask was about to rage quit when he got an idea. *** Ahh… Stewart Carp, the finest officer in town, was just about to catch The Man with the Mask, when he realized it was just a wannabe disguised as him. Well, at least they caught one serial killer today, and now they’re one step closer to catching The Man. *** The Man with the Mask was taking a crap (don’t worry, the next step in making his soup would be in three hours, so he would probably have enough time to do his business). A few minutes later, he was interrupted by a noise in the kitchen. Ugh, it’s probably the one SWATT team again who keeps trying to stop me from killing hundreds of people, he thought. They pounded on the door very loudly and wouldn’t stop. Bruh, did they really expect him to just drop everything and leave? “Wait! Don’t shoot! I have hostages!…” (His voice rose about three octaves) “Yeah I’m a hostage, HEEEEELP!” “Where’s Kaity!?!” Stewart demanded. “Check the soup! I don’t want it to burn!” “Where. is. Catie?!?!” “I already said: check. the. soup.” “...Oh NO!!! She’s in the soup!!!” “NO! She’s MINE!” (Continued)
He immediately got his GYATT outta there, beat up Stewart, and defended the soup. He punched, kicked, and screamed. Then he tasted the soup. “Not done yet,” he observed. When the soup was finally done, he tasted it and it seemed fine. He delightedly slurped down the soup. It was the best soup he’d had in years. The Man with the Mask Ch III: Unmasked The two FBI agents couldn’t believe it– The Man with the Mask was none other than… their moment was ended. “It's a code red, boys! You know the drill.” “A code red!?!” They realized it could only mean one thing: the man with the mask was here! All he wanted was to keep his identity secret, so he killed everyone who knew it. How did he know FBI HQ was in Kentucky, right underneath the OG KFC? At least he didn’t find the place where the government keeps all the nuclear–BOOM! They looked out the window and saw that smoke was filling the air. Of course, FBI HQ survived because the government made them way stronger than other buildings, but they were trapped! Everyone was panicked until they remembered the top secret teleportation gun they had been working on, but sadly it wasn’t ready yet–ZAP! “Shoot! Someone used it! Wait. Where is The Man with the Mask!?!” “Well, sucks for him,” some NPC said. But The Man with the Mask was smart, so he probably didn’t die. *** The Man with the Mask was stuck between getting zapped from one place and getting zapped to the other. Weird things were happening there, and he saw the past, present, and future: he saw himself as a kid–none of the kids would play with him. He went home, and his parents weren’t there–they were never there; he saw himself now–he was killing a ton of people and still, no one loved him; and finally, he saw the future–he saw a fish with no tail, a cat with no eyes, an otter that had a mutation were he had an extra arm, and a frog who still had his tail from when he was a tadpole, all baked into a giant cake. "\_( ツ )_/"
