NEW STORY COMING SOON!!! scroll down for the DUMB original story Oh, boy. How do I explain this? So it was a normal day at school, and all my friends were talking about this new proxy they found out about, I asked them what it was about and they just gave me the link and said nothing else. Once I typed the link in, my school computer started to operate way slower, almost as if it were overheating. I found that odd, but thought it was maybe because I was using the computer for a while. I scroll for a while until I find a Geometry Dash logo. Once I click on it, I see this random gibberish company name in generic white text show up until it brings me to this green background with some Arabic title and a geometry dash logo underneath it. The 'R' on the logo for 'RobTop' seems to have been lazily edited out and replaced with a '2' for some reason. In the corner was some very unsettling image of what I'm assuming is supposed to be the mascot of this website called scratch (with the coloring of a starter geometry dash cube for some reason), which is apparently the coding website this game was ported from. upon clicking the 'play now free' option I was sent to this very low quality version of the original game. The music was loud and very deepfried, the cube moved at random intervals instead of smoothly, the obstacles were seemingly done in MS paint, I could go on. I somehow managed to beat the level first try and got multiple adware notifications saying something about investing in cryptocurrencies before it sent me on to the next level. The levels went on about four or 5 more times, each more sloppily made than the last, until the browser just shuts itself off and the background of the computer changes to the same green background as before, except this time it's just the weird creepy looking cat staring at me with the text 'Games are blocked for a reason', then seemingly some Bible verse in Arabic. After this, it started getting to my friends' computers too, and soon enough, the whole school WiFi was infected. To make a long story short, We ended up having to set up new servers, my parents grounded me for 4 months, and everyone was mad at me and my friends. I'm never trying a proxy ever again.
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