Gonna go in order of generation Pokémon White (no I have not played a mainline game all the way through before that please help me) (Main team) Archeops - Echo Serperior - Bush Viper Galvantula - Static Zekrom - Pitch Black Krookodile - Bedrock Seismitoad - Wave (Random stuff in boxes) Panpour - Spout Pansear - Puff Audino - Heal girl (was I OK???) Venipede - Venid (um…Dragon Adventures reference why?) Maractus - Succulent (wow so creative me.) Scraggy - Swaggy (once again was I OK) Purrloin - Amethyst Zebstrika - Zoomie (HUH) Yamask - Sundowner (I think someone told me to name it that) Basculin - Murderfish (…okay.) Tranquill - Gust Druddigon - Bramble (someone else named) I’m gonna skip Y aside from my main team bc they were literally all just WoF references (cringe) Shiny Druddigon - Ruby Yveltal - Darkstalker Talonflame - Peril Greninja - Gill (why on a frog though) Salamence - Typhoon Tyrantrum - Sora Yes my team was disgustingly unbalanced ik it was 2019 that’s SIX YEARS AGO ARCEUS actually I’m gonna add the years now, White was 2021 but basically 2022 Okay just had a mental breakdown bc I couldn’t find Alpha Sapphire but it has been found Okay so these are the WORST names you will ever see and all of the half decent ones I’m sure were renamed arounnnd 2020 or so? Still suck though. E it’s from late 2015 it would have been earlier but my stupid 3DS was broken when I got it and I had to wait because OH MY GOSH my mom had a stupid fricking boyfriend and he hated me and he took the 3DS that actually worked (and also later on broke the replacement one I got in half on purpose bc he hated me so much.) So anyway I didn’t have an actual team I swept the entire game with a Magneton. (Which I renamed to Silver) Swampert - Swampert!!!! (…yeah.) Shiny Altaria - Nimbus (Oh my Arceus it’s so disgustingly generic it brings me pain to know it’s named that I just have to rename it soon) Kyogre - Kyogree (yeah I was not exaggerating how bad the names were) Latias - Latias!!!!!! Shiny Banette - Stardust (literally the ONLY Good. NAME) and now stuff in the boxes bc my 6th one is unnamed Purugly - Poffycat (what?? I think I meant poofy?) Pelipper - Pipler (what) WHY THE HELL DID I USE A MASTER BALL ON A MANECTRIC Oh my gosh how bored was I there’s a box with every Unown form E I have a few Shinies I hunted in like 2020-2021 Shiny Feebas - Coral Shiny Zigzagoon - Cinnamon Shiny Sharpedo - Reef Shiny Magikarp - Flifflinnel (oh man I loved coming up with random words) Rayquaza - Ozone (bet I felt sooo original and creative.) Okay finally done with that you have no idea how many unnamed Pokémon I just went through (every box. Every box was half-fully filled.) Omega Ruby (2024 aa I just wanted to play ORAS again) Sceptile - Fir Latios - Megalodon (my stepbrother told me to name it that…and he also says it sells coffee for some reason.) Froslass - Spirit Sharpedo - Scar (LUCKY NAMED ITTT) Armaldo - Mist Altaria - Drift Boxes Skarmory - Blade Trapinch - Mirage (I think Lucky named it too) Kirlia - Evergreen That’s all I try to not catch too many Pokémon more recently… Moon (2016) Okay so I was an idiotic piece of [Dipplin Cry] like years two ago and took everything off my Moon and Ultra Sun and put it on my switch for no [Dipplin Cry]ing reason where they will all get permanently deleted as soon as my switch breaks with no warning so THANKS ME. So now we have to wait for those until SWSH. I’m also too lazy to go through every box of Pokémon again so next. Ack okay well I told you about Ultra Sun (that playthrough was like half a year after it released bc I couldn’t convince them to get it for me until then) But I also have Ultra Moon for the same reason I have Omega Ruby. Buuuut I’m currently Shiny hunting Poipole and can’t access boxes sooo I have to use Pokémon bank to see ugh Team is Incineroar - Jasper Aurorus - Hail (going off the team as soon as I get Shiny Poipole oh my gosh imagine being worse than a Xatu) Xatu - Clover Araquanid - Seafoam Lurantis - Fern Magnezone - …Someone (it was originally a placeholder Pokémon but I’ve actually grown quite fond of it hehe) Poipole check because heck it Yeah no Also stealing my Shiny Xurkitree outta Ultra Moon a moment to rename it because let’s be honest Ribbon is cooler name than Volt Salandit - Comet (decided to use Salazzle in another game due to type overlap) Trumbeak - Plume Poliwhirl - Freeg (taken off the team due to me having no one to help me evolve it..) And these two are from Ultra Sun originally but I put ‘em on Ultra Moon so I could save Ultra Sun to replay it someday in the future eheh Shiny Nihilego - Slippy (bc I love that word.) Shiny Kartana - Doodle Okay well while I’m on Ultra Sun, all I’ve got is a Solgaleo named Nebby (because of course.) and a Necrozma named Shard (named very recently) because I forgot to unfuse it and could not transfer it to my switch HAHA YOUNGER ME. (They will now be put on Ultra Moon with my Shiny UBs) Continue down there \/
Switch games time Okay so my let’s go’s save file got deleted bc my old switch broke, and my Sword I can’t access my party because I gave the game to my stepbrother (it was supposed to be borrowed but he plays it way more than me and I felt bad) but I can still see the rest ‘cause of home (I gotta ask for it back for a sec to put my team in the boxes) Sword I started like when it came out Okay I have a random Drizzile named Azure (which is…unfortunate because that’s the name of my Nihilego OC WAIT NO YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW I HAVE THOSE—!) Blaziken - SHINEALREADY aka me getting mad at Dynamax Adventures (no I never got a Shiny.) Vullaby - small bird (why) WHY DID I NAME MY COSMOG weirdo!!!!! (Seems to be the one you get from the Altar thingy in Sun and Moon bc it has my disgusting name as the ot which was only in Moon and Alpha Sapphire bc someone else set it up ugh) Um We also have BurntUpHusk the Bounsweet, fleshy star the Cleffa, and !dontgrowup! the Ralts. Was I okay Okayyy now Shield which I have not finished but whatever (late 2024 I keep putting off playing it bc I don’t wanna see you know who) Drizzile - Vortex Arctozolt - Cerulean Swoobat - Swoop (I need to change that.) Jangmo-o - Clatter Galarian Yamask - Shatter Salandit - Sahara (yes this was the other game I mentioned earlier.) In the boxes we have BITE ME the Sizzlepede (I guess I was listening to BITE ME nightcore idk—) aáäàâãåāæ the Litwick Nightfall the Liepard SWEETS the Milcery (WHO WILL BE GOING BACK ON MY TEAM BECAUSE I ONLY TOOK IT OFF BC I WANTED THE STAR SWEET BUT I SAVED THE MILCERY TERA RAID EVENT ON MY VIOLET SO YAYYYYYYYYYY) My Brilliant Diamond team was also erased from reality because my Switch broke :c but I can say what I remember Torterra I think may have been called Grove? HELP I JUST LOADED PLA I FORGOT I SAVED ON TOP OF THE GLITCHED TREE IN CORONET HIGHLANDS THAT’S INVISIBLE HELP Honchkrow I think was called Shady Garchomp was Sandstrike Staraptor was Cardinal Ik I had a Luxray (Lynx maybe ugh) but I don’t remember the last Pokémon atm… My PLA data was also murdered, but I have the downloaded version ‘cause it was out of stock everywhere so I saved everything :> (they’re all on Scarlet though I think) This playthrough is 2024 Hisuian Decidueye - Pinewood Yanmega - Swift Porygon2 - U2MMQ!!!i!i! (Named after the code on my Shiny Eternatus thing bc heck it) Basculegion - Haze Togetic - Ohhh my Arceussss I just realized I named my Altaria that already and I have to rename it nowww *cry* Shiny Toxicroak - Bubble HOLY HELL WHY DID I CATCH SO MANY YANMA (literally an entire box) Goomy - Lush Croagunk - Strike (was replaced bc I found a Shiny one) WHY IS THIS MAGNEZONE NAMED JCJENSON HELP Okay Scarlet now This is my current team, I’ll put my playthrough team right after. Shiny Hydrapple - Pyrite Shiny Yanmega - Aero Inteleon - Sappire (from Sword and yes it’s spelled wrong despite me have 600 hours in Alpha Sapphire.) Shiny Porygon-Z - 404 Pecharunt - Petrorunt Terapagos - Teraperish Quaquaval - River Cyclizar - Creature Espathra - Frills Baxcalibur - Avalanche Flamigo - Derpyderp (idk if I was okay…) Kilowattrel - HEHAHEHEHEHA (no I was not) PLA team was Hisuian Braviary - Luminent Hisuian Typhlosion - Droopy Alpha Garchomp - Ms. Murder (because I used her to beat Volo hehdbdnsm) Porygon-Z - Glerer (YES I AM USING IT AGAIN ON MY SECOND PLAYTHROUGH BITE ME.) Gyarados - Overpowered Kleavor - Slice Sword team (Inteleon I mentioned) Corviknight - silver bird (wow.) Zacian - BlueBlade Eternatus - Orgo Frosmoth - Frosty And also Sensizzle the Centiskorch and Howla the Boltund but they’re not in SV… Anyway Arbok - Lavender Crawdaunt - Lagoon Dipplin - Dippain Hydrapple - Screeg Koraidon - Fossil (Ride) Koraidon - Sandstone Alolan Ninetales - Larimar Breloom - Reishi Hydreigon - Cobalt Eelektross - Signal Swampert - Flood Charizard - Scorch Volcarona - Jasper (again *cries*) I ALSO USED TO THINK THE SALANDIT LINE WAS A BALD WOLF AND I HAVE BOTH OF THEM NAMED BALD WOLF FROM SUN AND MOON HELP Ogerpon - Jade Hydreigon - Onyx Salamence - Skyburn Shiny Garchomp - Midnight Shiny Miraidon - Chrome (don’t ask) …another Lurantis named Fern Fezandipiti - Dipidoodoo (I need to actually name these three help) Giratina - Corrupt Moltres - Heatwave Walking Wake - Tempest Shiny Koraidon - Artifact Galarian Articuno - AuroraStorm Galarian Zapdos - BaddyOstrich (help) Galarian Moltres - Dark Matter Miraidon - SunRay Shiny Roaring Moon - RoarinBufoon (it’s supposed to be Roaring Buffoon but it doesn’t fit—) Shiny Cyclizar - BA NA NA Shiny Volcarona is also named Sunray aa help Shiny Kommo-o - Valor EW E W E W W W WW MY FROG DISGUSTING IDIOT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS IT’S SCRWMAING HELP I mean uhm Shiny Ekans - Knife Shiny Ekans - weoom mode Shiny Silicobra - bite me (again) And then I got so bored bc I was getting so many from that outbreak event I started naming them after the lyrics of Eternal DESTROYER Can’t fit anymore bye