Honestly, I saw someone do it ages ago, and I didn't understand what to do. I still don't. But I saw Laxmi do it, and I think I understood something? My useless brain can't comprehend things. And for all those asking, I already know what I wanna do. Adopt a child. A girl. So this is written in that perspective. Considering how scared I am about anything related to the adult stuff, I doubt I would have my own child. Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Sleepovers: 0-4 - Maybe at three you could have play dates? 5-7 - Not yet. But you could have friendly evening play dates for two hours if you finish your studies. 8-13 - Certainly. 14- Umm...yes. Pls no boys. I mean evening talkies is allowed. In the living room? Bedtimes: (wkends) 1-4 - These guys have a very messed up timetable, so 7:30 pm. Although I'm pretty sure they will wake me up. All over again. 5-7 - Umm...9 pm 8-10 - 10 pm 11-13 - 10pm 14+ - 11pm (only because you need to study. And on the days you don't need to 10pm) Devices: 0-4 - nopey 5-7 - nope 8-12 - nope 14 - 18 - A phone maybe. 18+ - Get whatever you want kid. Makeup: 0-14: Nope, unless you have assemblies. 14 - 18 - I actually believe that kids need to know how to use makeup. So you will use mine. Not yours. 18+ - Do whatever you want. I'll give you everything you want. Grades: A1-A2: Wonderful kid. You get a book for that. And a dinner. B1-B2: Maybe I'll shout a bit. I don't think it'll irk me much. C1-C2: Ok, now this is problematic. You'll be spending extra time with mum and studying, kid. D1-F2: Well....out of the house. (not literally, I might just send her to my parents. But might happen if she has attitude. Me having my own ego is enough) Allowance: 0-10 - No allowance. As much as I believe children need allowance, no. 10 - 15 - You get your own bank account. But I won't give you the money for free. 15 - 18 - You'll get some amount depending on how your grades are, and how much you contribute to the house. Extra if you behave well. Smoking: That does not exist in my book.
Now a lot of people will ask me why no dveices. Trust me, I should be the open mom. But there is some part of me that is guilty for using these devices. I'm not exactly showing my talents to my parents, am I? I'm being ungrateful. Sometimes. And this thing has me add1cted. One more thing, because of too much internet exposure, the scientist now claim that children are becoming teen at 10. They have a higher chance of getting scammed and doing things they barely know about. PLus, I want my child to read books more. I want to be the one to provide my child with whatever they need, to not have to watch as my child cries that she is not able to do anything, not able to pursue her talents all because of my financial status.
